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bakerstreet2025-05-16 09:00 am
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1) We might need to set an extra place at the table tonight.
2) At least I don’t think we ended up regretting last night as much as those who started the fight did.
3) Sorry I ran out this morning. Breakfast is in the kitchen.
4) Let me know how much I owe you for the cleaning. Also, sorry about bleeding on your couch.
5) You’d think criminals could get a little more creative than the nonstop dancing with the devil quips.
6) Text him! Good with misfires, assumed CR, and crosscanon.
2) At least I don’t think we ended up regretting last night as much as those who started the fight did.
3) Sorry I ran out this morning. Breakfast is in the kitchen.
4) Let me know how much I owe you for the cleaning. Also, sorry about bleeding on your couch.
5) You’d think criminals could get a little more creative than the nonstop dancing with the devil quips.
6) Text him! Good with misfires, assumed CR, and crosscanon.
( 1 ) I don't have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done.
( 2 ) I loved being neglected as a child. So much time for research.
( 3 ) "You're losing blood" no, I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.
( 4 ) From a young age I knew everybody was wrong and I was right.
( 2 ) I loved being neglected as a child. So much time for research.
( 3 ) "You're losing blood" no, I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.
( 4 ) From a young age I knew everybody was wrong and I was right.
It's an incredibly effective bitch face.
It certainly keeps me on my toes, anyway.
Is it aimed at anything in particular, currently?
It certainly keeps me on my toes, anyway.
Is it aimed at anything in particular, currently?
1 ► Long haired men are beautiful but it’s a trap they’re all evil
2 ► I’m gonna keep getting hotter and weirder and too intricate for anyone to fully understand
3 ► I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.
4 ► don't freak out but I just poisoned you and the only cure is meee and you have to cuddle me and pet my head and hold me or else you die of poison sorryyyyyy
1 ► Disregard that. The painkillers kicked in.
2 ► I love being a weirdo in the comfort of my own teapot.
3 ► Need to drink some low value beers with some high value men.
4 ► A single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart.
Edited 2025-05-16 16:11 (UTC)
1 ► Went for a walk instead of killing myself. This is what your 20s are all about.
2 ► I really don't want to admit this... but I can't sleep because my sister and I watched a horror film right before bed...
3 ► People will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals... The vile tongue of man will never cease lying...
4 ► Every time I do some weird new thing like an art or a sport, I think "Wouldn't it be crazy if I was just some natural prodigy at this and I never knew until now?" and not only does that not happen, I am significantly worse than the other beginners
1) How did you know that ‘I’ll owe you’ were the three little words I love to hear?
2) I’m alive. Don’t say I never communicate.
3) Before you inquire, yes. A fountain was involved.
4) I have you to be the better person for me.
5) I have him more or less intact.
6) Message him! Good with misfires, assumed CR, or crosscanon.
2) I’m alive. Don’t say I never communicate.
3) Before you inquire, yes. A fountain was involved.
4) I have you to be the better person for me.
5) I have him more or less intact.
6) Message him! Good with misfires, assumed CR, or crosscanon.
1. sorry for being a prophet and a genius and an angel and a poet. like its my fault...
2. ill stay out of your dreams if you stay out of mine -_-
3. dont let being sober get in the way of drunk texting me how you really feel
4. congratulations to fc barcha for winning la liga this season. anyways, do you want to watch me self destruct later?
5. [ open option! ]
1.Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those handcuffs.
2.This tiny cat is tiny breathing with his tiny lungs and I’m having a tiny freak out.
3.I appreciate the “I'll come bail you out of jail” tone in the text.
4.The problem is not that I slept with your boyfriend, it’s that you didn’t know he was gay.
2.This tiny cat is tiny breathing with his tiny lungs and I’m having a tiny freak out.
3.I appreciate the “I'll come bail you out of jail” tone in the text.
4.The problem is not that I slept with your boyfriend, it’s that you didn’t know he was gay.
1. You know what the great thing about having a talking sword is? Because right now, I don't.
2. First they said they didn't want any of the chicken I found in the wall, then they were mad I ate it all. I... don't understand people.
3. The statue collapse was only indirectly my fault.
4. I don't think I should go into town today. For their sake.
5. Why did you get me a birthday present? I don't even have a birthday.
2. First they said they didn't want any of the chicken I found in the wall, then they were mad I ate it all. I... don't understand people.
3. The statue collapse was only indirectly my fault.
4. I don't think I should go into town today. For their sake.
5. Why did you get me a birthday present? I don't even have a birthday.
I think they were trying to be polite when they said they didn't want any.
1. After I flung my bra across my apartment like a slingshot last night the rest of the night is fuzzy.
2. You. Me. A bottle of vodka and the wilderness.
3. My target last night was the fire breather at a party.
4. I can't think about this until at least my second cup of coffee. Please hold.
5. You left early. I might be a little sad about it, yeah.
2. You. Me. A bottle of vodka and the wilderness.
3. My target last night was the fire breather at a party.
4. I can't think about this until at least my second cup of coffee. Please hold.
5. You left early. I might be a little sad about it, yeah.
You managed to perfectly make it loop on the coat rack. Then finished off the bottle in one gulp and had me read to you until you fell asleep on the couch with hallmark movies playing but muted in the background.
It was very surreal, but amusing. It's still on the coat rack, I assumed you would want to see that once in a lifetime shot.
It was very surreal, but amusing. It's still on the coat rack, I assumed you would want to see that once in a lifetime shot.
01. Where do you want to go on vacation?
02. Oh my god, it is just a little nudity, I do not know why you are freaking out so much.
03. I have to kick her in the shins. We are just going to have to deal with whatever comes from that.
04. I could explain that but I don't want to.
05. That picture was not meant for you.
06. Well, now you are just hurting my feelings on purpose.
07. [BYOT. Up to date on Thunderbolts*, mark spoilers for others, pls.]
02. Oh my god, it is just a little nudity, I do not know why you are freaking out so much.
03. I have to kick her in the shins. We are just going to have to deal with whatever comes from that.
04. I could explain that but I don't want to.
05. That picture was not meant for you.
06. Well, now you are just hurting my feelings on purpose.
07. [BYOT. Up to date on Thunderbolts*, mark spoilers for others, pls.]
04. (giving you my Bucky for real since I already messed up on discord)
staresandstripes
- 2025-05-16 21:12 (UTC) - Expand1. His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
2. Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those handcuffs.
3. you didn't remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the brunette with the fat ass"
4. Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
5. Text him!
2. Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those handcuffs.
3. you didn't remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the brunette with the fat ass"
4. Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
5. Text him!
1. We lost you for an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons.
2. It happened to me once. But I washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
3. The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila?
4. I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
5. [ text her! misfires/assumed cr welcome! ]
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2. It happened to me once. But I washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
3. The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila?
4. I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
5. [ text her! misfires/assumed cr welcome! ]
[ info & permissions! ]
- Yes, this channel is relatively secure, and no, that is not an excuse to abuse it.
- Fine, but if you die you have to get "I should have listened to Kleya" carved into your tombstone.
- Let me be the 25% helpful, 75% annoyed as shit angel on your shoulder.
- [ TEXT HER ]
i. If I were going to get a pet... Sting ray.
ii. I don't see the purpose of this.
iii. What do I get if I keep this a secret for you?
iv. I don't have a favorite.
v. No. You do not need to look at me.
vi. [wildcard. all AUs are good AUs. voicetesting.]
ii. I don't see the purpose of this.
iii. What do I get if I keep this a secret for you?
iv. I don't have a favorite.
v. No. You do not need to look at me.
vi. [wildcard. all AUs are good AUs. voicetesting.]
I'm sure we can figure out where to keep it in this giant tower.
3 & i'm still simmering on the dance idea for that thread, SIMMERING, i did not forget
palespider
- 2025-05-17 00:03 (UTC) - ExpandI think that's the other Antonia at mimikriJa lol. we were on the same line of the same page
mimikriya
- 2025-05-17 00:14 (UTC) - Expandoh my gosh i feel bad but also thank you bc i wouldn't have realized lol
palespider
- 2025-05-17 00:20 (UTC) - Expand1. Ok, but how do we get the lawnmower outta the pool?
2. Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Avengers Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to asume I took a bath last night.
3. Nooooo! we need to brain storm!! I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my dog or a wacky hat?
4. Turns out getting tied up to a mechanical rocket ride and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
5. long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
6. You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your place last night. I believe your testicles are now her property.
7. Text her!
2. Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Avengers Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to asume I took a bath last night.
3. Nooooo! we need to brain storm!! I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my dog or a wacky hat?
4. Turns out getting tied up to a mechanical rocket ride and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
5. long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
6. You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your place last night. I believe your testicles are now her property.
7. Text her!
1. My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now.
2. I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
3. It was an ACCIDENT.
4. She ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
5. The pigeons can smell the fear.
6. text her
2. I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
3. It was an ACCIDENT.
4. She ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
5. The pigeons can smell the fear.
6. text her
Edited 2025-05-16 16:26 (UTC)
1. Found the drill tank today. On top of the castle. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
2. Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of your apartment door. Enjoy!
3. Humiliating heroes, protagonists, and warriors in general is in my job description.
The rest I do for fun.
4. look, I only want you to bring me tacos so I don't have to leave the castle today.
If I do leave the castle, I might blow up your world. Think about it.
5. He actually tried to convert me. Bible in hand and everything. I should probably be mad, but I have to respect him for the sheer chutzpah.
2. Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of your apartment door. Enjoy!
3. Humiliating heroes, protagonists, and warriors in general is in my job description.
The rest I do for fun.
4. look, I only want you to bring me tacos so I don't have to leave the castle today.
If I do leave the castle, I might blow up your world. Think about it.
5. He actually tried to convert me. Bible in hand and everything. I should probably be mad, but I have to respect him for the sheer chutzpah.
I was wondering about that... um. And.. not to be rude, but...why?
Would offer icons, but Makai is in my gaming backlog ;.; been meaning to get back to it
octogenesis
- 2025-05-16 16:41 (UTC) - Expand1. so any ideas on why i woke up with a wedding dress on?
2. two words: nipple clamps
3. listen. i don't know what happened but whatever it was, it wasn't me
4. hi there! so you know how i'm your favorite person in the whole entire universe? well, there's these guys and they're kinda holding me hostage
5. [ text her ]
2. two words: nipple clamps
3. listen. i don't know what happened but whatever it was, it wasn't me
4. hi there! so you know how i'm your favorite person in the whole entire universe? well, there's these guys and they're kinda holding me hostage
5. [ text her ]
Edited 2025-05-16 16:23 (UTC)
1. there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying out all night singing karaoke.
2. why would you think i know whose ship this is? i just woke up here.
3. details are irrelevant. come bail me out of jail.
4. i'm no detective of course, but i think this dead body might not be alive anymore.
5. you’re handsome but also look like someone who forgets their wallet a lot.
2. why would you think i know whose ship this is? i just woke up here.
3. details are irrelevant. come bail me out of jail.
4. i'm no detective of course, but i think this dead body might not be alive anymore.
5. you’re handsome but also look like someone who forgets their wallet a lot.
1. You called me from inside your apartment nearly in tears, because you said you locked yourself in.
2. Are you okay? You texted me with 'mfgn br chn fnr'. I don't know what that means.
3. They started throwing things at you because you started singing along with the karaoke machine. Badly. I don't think some of those were drinks, by the way.
4. Can you come get your friend? They're power-dancing in the fountain, scaring the ducks.
5. Did you have a bad night? There are angry googly eye stickies on everything. Even the ceiling.
6. In case you're wondering, the police brought you back drunk and singing something incoherent.
7. [ Misfire/Text her! Ota!
1. Ok first of all what the fuck.
2. Officially spring today. First sighting of that loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
3. She's a baton twirler. I expected her to be better with her hands.
4. I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
5. You're such a slut.
6. text her
2. Officially spring today. First sighting of that loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
3. She's a baton twirler. I expected her to be better with her hands.
4. I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
5. You're such a slut.
6. text her
1. i wasn’t sure if “you’re prettier in the dark” was a compliment
2. i don’t think therapists are supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are
3. stars are just giant balls of gas
4. i feel like a cleansing fire might be the only way to purify the place
5. did i get sucker-punched last night, or was i actually making out with… whatshisface
6. listen here you little shit, i know you’re not dead
7. the next time i open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy
8. ( text him! misfire welcome! info & permissions. )
2. i don’t think therapists are supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are
3. stars are just giant balls of gas
4. i feel like a cleansing fire might be the only way to purify the place
5. did i get sucker-punched last night, or was i actually making out with… whatshisface
6. listen here you little shit, i know you’re not dead
7. the next time i open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy
8. ( text him! misfire welcome! info & permissions. )
Edited 2025-05-16 16:25 (UTC)
[ you may be wondering how a ghost sends text messages.
well keep wondering, because this ghost isn’t giving away his secrets.
he will give away a different kind of secret, though. ]
His name is Chuck.
Impressed or weirded out that I know that?
well keep wondering, because this ghost isn’t giving away his secrets.
he will give away a different kind of secret, though. ]
His name is Chuck.
Impressed or weirded out that I know that?
i. Tell them I'm no fool. Or, at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
ii. No, I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
iii. I don't understand your specific kind of crazy but I do admire your total commitment to it.
iv. I've decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting.
v. FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
1. dating apps have really served to stimulate the number of sexy demon summonings which says a lot about the dating pool out there these days
2. Remind me who this is? You're showing up in my phone as "Wild Turkey if it was a person"
3. vid.mp4 consider this a fucking warning
4. what’s not polite about saying “fuck you on your way to hell”? i would LOVE a road bone for that trip.
5. I saw this news story about a naked demon worshipper being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
6. [wildcard is OTA!]
2. Remind me who this is? You're showing up in my phone as "Wild Turkey if it was a person"
3. vid.mp4 consider this a fucking warning
4. what’s not polite about saying “fuck you on your way to hell”? i would LOVE a road bone for that trip.
5. I saw this news story about a naked demon worshipper being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
6. [wildcard is OTA!]
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