All right, all right, fine. I'll be serious. Somewhat. If the lawnmower has already sunk to the bottom of the pool, the most practical way would be to drain the water out until you could lift it. Your other option is to get Jesper there to lift it for you since it's metal, but he won't let you forget that you didn't invite him to the 'let's throw a lawnmower into a pool party' in the first place.
Does he not realize you've trained in martial arts and could catch it?
[Kaz, ever Kate's #1 fanboy even when he's taking the piss out of her with the lawnmower. He would entirely trust her to catch an arrow out of the air if she said she could, though.]
It's your turn to hear a long rant, I heard the last one.
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All right, all right, fine. I'll be serious. Somewhat. If the lawnmower has already sunk to the bottom of the pool, the most practical way would be to drain the water out until you could lift it. Your other option is to get Jesper there to lift it for you since it's metal, but he won't let you forget that you didn't invite him to the 'let's throw a lawnmower into a pool party' in the first place.
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After he is done whining about my boomerang arrow, obviously.
... How long does it take to drain a pool??
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Hours. Whether it's as long as Jesper will whine is even odds.
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Even if Wylan's prototype is amazing.
.... Maybe I can ask Nina to make me deaf for a couple of hours.
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She could probably make your ears ring. Not sure how good it'd be for them, but she probably could do that.
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As if he couldn't dodge!
I'd take that over Jesper's long rants.
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[Kaz, ever Kate's #1 fanboy even when he's taking the piss out of her with the lawnmower. He would entirely trust her to catch an arrow out of the air if she said she could, though.]
It's your turn to hear a long rant, I heard the last one.
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Well, you know how he is saying he is older. He probably doesn't want to give it a go himself...
Yeah, but you sent us as snipers the other night after he lost his poker rounds and I had to put up with that!
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This is why he has you, I suppose. For the physicality of the work.
Would you rather have been bored last night? You should thank me for the sniper job. It sounded stimulating.
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But it's ok, I can let my talent do the talking.
I would have appreciated it way more if it wasn't raining and if the wait had not taken forever.
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It's just water, be glad it's summer humidity rather than winter frigidity.
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It was still a pain in the ass, Kaz.
At least you had your umbrella.
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Well, it would have looked silly turning up at the meeting without one.
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Or... you could put a good word for me.
Yeah, a total tragedy. What if you messed your hair?
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See, I'm glad we agreed that part of the meeting's success rested on my appearance remaining pristine.
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Me introducing you guys.
Of course.
You know what? All this sneezing? All your fault. Hope you're proud.