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01.This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the gods themselves.
02. You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
03. My partner accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
04. It is not a walk of shame if you run.
05. New rule: you aren't allowed anything. Ever.
06. [Wildcard! This Viktor can be any season, any act!]
02. You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
03. My partner accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
04. It is not a walk of shame if you run.
05. New rule: you aren't allowed anything. Ever.
06. [Wildcard! This Viktor can be any season, any act!]
1. He said, quote, "that's what he gets for fucking around and finding out."
2. Thank you for your declaration of romantic and/or sexual intent. I will take it under consideration and inform you of my decision after an appropriate length of time has passed.
3. The complexities of Terran pranks elude me. Please explain.
4. Please stop referring to them as "shenanigans."
5. She poured a drink over his head, shouted "that's what you get for insulting my friend," and proceeded to lose consciousness on the table. I am unable to ascertain what or who the "friend" being insulted was.
6. [ or send your own! misfires welcomed and encouraged. ]
2. Thank you for your declaration of romantic and/or sexual intent. I will take it under consideration and inform you of my decision after an appropriate length of time has passed.
3. The complexities of Terran pranks elude me. Please explain.
4. Please stop referring to them as "shenanigans."
5. She poured a drink over his head, shouted "that's what you get for insulting my friend," and proceeded to lose consciousness on the table. I am unable to ascertain what or who the "friend" being insulted was.
6. [ or send your own! misfires welcomed and encouraged. ]
An accurate, if truncated, summary of the scientific method and the events.
01.And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
02. He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda.
03. You kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated.
04. I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it.
05. I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
06. [Wildcard! This Scully is anywhere from S3-S6.]
02. He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda.
03. You kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated.
04. I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it.
05. I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
06. [Wildcard! This Scully is anywhere from S3-S6.]
[ From a detective who is totally not a Martian, for real, don't worry about it- ]
I think, then, you do know what happened last night.
I think, then, you do know what happened last night.
1. It is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body.
2. This is what we get for finishing a whole case of wine by ourselves.
3. A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in Haearanni. It's 5 AM.
4. We took it as we must go to Waffle House or else we will upset the gods.
5. Text her! Modern AUs, assumed CR, and misfires welcome!
2. This is what we get for finishing a whole case of wine by ourselves.
3. A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in Haearanni. It's 5 AM.
4. We took it as we must go to Waffle House or else we will upset the gods.
5. Text her! Modern AUs, assumed CR, and misfires welcome!
1. No, I wasn't sleeping; you alright?
2. Remember, cold salt water for blood stains, I swear by it.
3. You're lucky your attempt at my accent was more funny than grating, given how long we were stuck in the back of that taxi for.
4. If I recall correctly, that was your idea, not mine.
5. Just buy me a drink and we'll call it even.
6. In my defense, he's one chromosome away from being a secondhand deck chair.
7. Bar fight aside, I had a great time last night.
8. You spent the better part of an hour discussing the ethics of genetic engineering with my dog.
9. [ Text her; assumed cr & misfires welcome. ]
2. Remember, cold salt water for blood stains, I swear by it.
3. You're lucky your attempt at my accent was more funny than grating, given how long we were stuck in the back of that taxi for.
4. If I recall correctly, that was your idea, not mine.
5. Just buy me a drink and we'll call it even.
6. In my defense, he's one chromosome away from being a secondhand deck chair.
7. Bar fight aside, I had a great time last night.
8. You spent the better part of an hour discussing the ethics of genetic engineering with my dog.
9. [ Text her; assumed cr & misfires welcome. ]
01. sorry for all the texts. i got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. from what I can gather, i fell down it.
02. ...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
03. i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
04. i vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
05. i think my check liver light just came on
06. [Wildcard! This Bucky is anywhere from CA:WS to Infinity War.]
02. ...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
03. i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
04. i vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
05. i think my check liver light just came on
06. [Wildcard! This Bucky is anywhere from CA:WS to Infinity War.]
[ ooc: game is new and i'm trying to avoid spoilers! but they might arise as threads progress. let me know what you're comfortable with. ]
1. Given all the alcohol you forced down your throat I am surprised you still walk.
2. I warned you to never give a mime the finger. What you suffered were the consequences of your own actions.
3. How can one begin to approach someone who refuses to talk?
4. You tanked the Strongest Ice Attack Ever. That I refused to waste one of our limited resurrection tents on your corpse is your responsibility. Learn to dodge.
5. Really? Your idea of romance is to spring a surprise at the last minute? When has that ever worked out for you?
6. Text him!
1. Given all the alcohol you forced down your throat I am surprised you still walk.
2. I warned you to never give a mime the finger. What you suffered were the consequences of your own actions.
3. How can one begin to approach someone who refuses to talk?
4. You tanked the Strongest Ice Attack Ever. That I refused to waste one of our limited resurrection tents on your corpse is your responsibility. Learn to dodge.
5. Really? Your idea of romance is to spring a surprise at the last minute? When has that ever worked out for you?
6. Text him!
LISTEN... she will never learn. also quick username swap dwbi
oilpaint
- 2025-05-16 17:09 (UTC) - Expandhello hello! before I dig into things what spoilers are good for you?
betenoir
- 2025-05-16 20:09 (UTC) - ExpandAny and all! I was kind of picturing this chat being during the open part of act 3, if that works.
fortunesfury
- 2025-05-16 20:15 (UTC) - Expand1. Get ready. I am full of tequila and I want to be full of you next.
2. You said "This one's for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground because "Good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
3. If you're worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldn't be there.
4. I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you...
5. Text her! Assumed CR and misfires welcome!
2. You said "This one's for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground because "Good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
3. If you're worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldn't be there.
4. I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you...
5. Text her! Assumed CR and misfires welcome!
1. Do not enter lab three under any circumstances. There is no cause for concern.
2. Please explain what "knock your socks off" means so that I may continue a discussion I am having.
3. There is a large Felis catus on the bridge. I am not opposed, however I would prefer to be aware of where it came from and why it is here.
4. I must ask you to refrain from agitating the specimens in lab two. If their atoms become too active, they explode.
5. [ it's a from-above photo of spock drinking with some klingons, clearly not taken by spock himself. he DOES, however, seem absolutely fucking vulcan-style trashed. ]
6. [ or send your own! misfires welcomed and encouraged. ]
2. Please explain what "knock your socks off" means so that I may continue a discussion I am having.
3. There is a large Felis catus on the bridge. I am not opposed, however I would prefer to be aware of where it came from and why it is here.
4. I must ask you to refrain from agitating the specimens in lab two. If their atoms become too active, they explode.
5. [ it's a from-above photo of spock drinking with some klingons, clearly not taken by spock himself. he DOES, however, seem absolutely fucking vulcan-style trashed. ]
6. [ or send your own! misfires welcomed and encouraged. ]
Most people just say "cat". And hell if I know. I don't know how cats work.
can a woman not simply visit her properly penitent man who loves her very much
sensors
- 2025-05-16 22:38 (UTC) - Expand1. they puts a cats backstage. do you thinks they notice if i donts gos out?
2. waits dids you sends that to me on purpose???
3. ams a toy ducks ins my drink... everybody should dos that
4. ddrs high score!!!!!!!!! sucks it other guy what trys!!!
5. [text him!]
2. waits dids you sends that to me on purpose???
3. ams a toy ducks ins my drink... everybody should dos that
4. ddrs high score!!!!!!!!! sucks it other guy what trys!!!
5. [text him!]
1. I heard you like bad boys. Not to brag, but I'm bad at everything.
2. Good luck doesn't keep my blood inside my body or my shirt intact.
3. You tried to put the dog in the transporter buffer because you remembered the concept of aging exists.
4. Anyway, the hearing is Tuesday. Wear your dress uniform.
5. Do you want a sandwich? I'm making sandwiches.
6. [ or send your own! misfires welcomed and encouraged. lmk which you want: this guy, his mirror version,moderatechill, pseudochill, or stillnotchill. ]
2. Good luck doesn't keep my blood inside my body or my shirt intact.
3. You tried to put the dog in the transporter buffer because you remembered the concept of aging exists.
4. Anyway, the hearing is Tuesday. Wear your dress uniform.
5. Do you want a sandwich? I'm making sandwiches.
6. [ or send your own! misfires welcomed and encouraged. lmk which you want: this guy, his mirror version,
moderatechill, pseudochill, or stillnotchill. ]Especially flirting. Like awfully, painfully, please stop I beg you for mercy bad.
1. I'll alert the authorities.
2. I'm laying in your front yard. Are you home
3. Should I be using my standards or yours?
4. I have nothing to say, I just wanted your phone to vibrate.
5. Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
6. [ text him! misfires, crosscanon/ocs, assumed cr, it's allllllll gucci 2 me ]
2. I'm laying in your front yard. Are you home
3. Should I be using my standards or yours?
4. I have nothing to say, I just wanted your phone to vibrate.
5. Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
6. [ text him! misfires, crosscanon/ocs, assumed cr, it's allllllll gucci 2 me ]
That was me. Humans will let dogs in anywhere to do anything.
1. Accidentally wore mismatched shoes to school. Nobody noticed but I’m judging myself.
2. My headphones died in the middle of my playlist. I’m mourning in a convenience store at 3 AM.
3. Just spent an hour trying to win a toy from a claw machine. I’m broke and I hate cranes now.
4. My brother put googly eyes on all my toys. I’m plotting revenge at 1 AM. Ideas?
5. Stayed up building a model kit and glued my fingers together. Send scissors or a new hand.
wildcard. [ send your own misfires. daiki can be anywhere from 15 - 23 through canon and you can find further information in my journal. ]
2. My headphones died in the middle of my playlist. I’m mourning in a convenience store at 3 AM.
3. Just spent an hour trying to win a toy from a claw machine. I’m broke and I hate cranes now.
4. My brother put googly eyes on all my toys. I’m plotting revenge at 1 AM. Ideas?
5. Stayed up building a model kit and glued my fingers together. Send scissors or a new hand.
wildcard. [ send your own misfires. daiki can be anywhere from 15 - 23 through canon and you can find further information in my journal. ]
9. Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
10. Thanks for putting me to bed last night. And for calling me princess.
13. I'm too sleepy to come over for cuddles. I'll leave the door unlocked.
3. Why is there a chocolate cake in my bathtub?
4. please advise me to never use adhesive tape of any kind on my nipples ever again
10. Thanks for putting me to bed last night. And for calling me princess.
13. I'm too sleepy to come over for cuddles. I'll leave the door unlocked.
3. Why is there a chocolate cake in my bathtub?
4. please advise me to never use adhesive tape of any kind on my nipples ever again
1. Just out of curiousity, have you ever considered NOT being an asshole?
2. *drive. You found a thumb DRIVE in your pocket. Not a thumb. ... right?
3. It's not my fault that you haven't found the hilarious side of your trauma yet.
4. Is there a casual way to tell someone, "Hey I saw you in an amateur video and I just want to make sure the distribution was consensual and not part of a revenge porn plot from a psycho ex"?
5. Sorry for throat-punching you when you startled me last night. (The look on your face was kind of priceless, though.)
6. [Text her! Misfires welcome!]
2. *drive. You found a thumb DRIVE in your pocket. Not a thumb. ... right?
3. It's not my fault that you haven't found the hilarious side of your trauma yet.
4. Is there a casual way to tell someone, "Hey I saw you in an amateur video and I just want to make sure the distribution was consensual and not part of a revenge porn plot from a psycho ex"?
5. Sorry for throat-punching you when you startled me last night. (The look on your face was kind of priceless, though.)
6. [Text her! Misfires welcome!]
[Or his AUs!]
1. You and I apparently have very different ideas of what 'subtle' means.
2. I didn't lie to you, shit just happened between then and now.
3. Just woke up on the floor missing my shirt and one boot. What the hell happened???
4. Please tell me this is good news. I need it.
5. So I'm here, where the hell are you?
6. [Or Text Him! Misfires welcome!]
1. You and I apparently have very different ideas of what 'subtle' means.
2. I didn't lie to you, shit just happened between then and now.
3. Just woke up on the floor missing my shirt and one boot. What the hell happened???
4. Please tell me this is good news. I need it.
5. So I'm here, where the hell are you?
6. [Or Text Him! Misfires welcome!]
While inebriated, you happened upon a juvenile Felis catus, deemed it "freezing and sad," and removed your shirt to "swaddle it like a baby." Upon finding another, you repeated the process with your boot while mourning your inability to swaddle it.
Edited 2025-05-16 16:15 (UTC)
001. i am NOT the bigger person. you HAVE to die
002. it's awesome there's a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible
003. wdym what have "we" learned don't drag me into this shit 😭😭
004. ( or text him first! )
002. it's awesome there's a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible
003. wdym what have "we" learned don't drag me into this shit 😭😭
004. ( or text him first! )
1. Put some goddamn gloves on before you touch anything!
2. You should let me come with. I'm not going to help but I do want to tell him that I hate him.
3. Run that by me again. You decided it'd be a good idea to Eat the sample? Why??
4. If this isn't a critical emergency or you delivering me food and/or drink personally I don't want to hear about it.
5. What did we learn today?
6. [Or Text Him! Misfires welcome!]
2. You should let me come with. I'm not going to help but I do want to tell him that I hate him.
3. Run that by me again. You decided it'd be a good idea to Eat the sample? Why??
4. If this isn't a critical emergency or you delivering me food and/or drink personally I don't want to hear about it.
5. What did we learn today?
6. [Or Text Him! Misfires welcome!]
I leave a special place in Bones's personal hell for Felix every day
giatros
- 2025-05-17 17:18 (UTC) - ExpandStratos sends Leonard a nice bottle of brandy every year for looking over his little brother.
giatros
- 2025-05-17 17:37 (UTC) - Expandun. Seeing as I somehow came home wearing your clothes, I assume you left wearing mine? I'll... return yours to you clean, promise.
deux. I blacked out the second time at 3 AM. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
trois. I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
quatre. I woke up wearing a sweatshirt that said "someone special calls me grandma" and holding a sword. I'm just going to assume it was a good night.
cinq. All I had to offer for a pillow was a big loaf of bread. Hope you slept well.
( or wildcard! i'm in early act iii, have finished maelle's camp scenes, and am down for anything.)
deux. I blacked out the second time at 3 AM. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
trois. I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
quatre. I woke up wearing a sweatshirt that said "someone special calls me grandma" and holding a sword. I'm just going to assume it was a good night.
cinq. All I had to offer for a pillow was a big loaf of bread. Hope you slept well.
( or wildcard! i'm in early act iii, have finished maelle's camp scenes, and am down for anything.)
[AS JINX] a. pay no attention to the blood on the couch. definitely not important. but what IS important is finding me that fancy screwdriver i asked u for 30mins ago. mama's waiting and her patient is getting impatient.
[AS AU POWDER] b. What? Me? Nervous about prom? Of course not!! Why would I be nervous about prom? Wait, did someone say I was nervous? Did I look nervous today?? Because I'm totally NOT nervous! Not one bit. Nope! That's super ridiculous.
[AS JINX] c. hey. i need u to drop whatever ure doing right now and meet me. theres no "but" or "i cant". ure doing it.
[AS AU POWDER] d. If you needed help, all you had to do was ask! So what do you got for me? Powder, at your service 😊.
[AS JINX] e. if u want my advice, u should REALLY ditch the curtains. it makes breaking into apartments much smoother.
f. (text her // either version is good!)
No.
I've decided I'm holding the screwdriver hostage until you explain the blood on my very nice sofa.
I have business meetings in here, and now I have to clean it before my next one.
I've decided I'm holding the screwdriver hostage until you explain the blood on my very nice sofa.
I have business meetings in here, and now I have to clean it before my next one.
1. Can we maybe talk about this first?
2. Ohhhh he's really cute. He's probably an asshole huh.
3. I have a bloody nose and a bloody Mary so I think the morning has come out about even.
4. Question. Who thought that would be a good idea?
5. What's a gal have to do to get an enchilada out here?
6. [Or Text Her! Misfires/AUs welcome!]
2. Ohhhh he's really cute. He's probably an asshole huh.
3. I have a bloody nose and a bloody Mary so I think the morning has come out about even.
4. Question. Who thought that would be a good idea?
5. What's a gal have to do to get an enchilada out here?
6. [Or Text Her! Misfires/AUs welcome!]
1. Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. The pizza came right in the middle of moving them in.
2. Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan restaurant in Alabama.
3. No matter how you try to avoid it I will find a way to spin this into a date request.
4. Don't go in the downstairs guest room, there's a werewolf in there.
5. 'It's 5 o'clock somewhere' is a lot scarier when it's coming from a mad scientist carrying something labeled 'tachyon accelerator'.
2. Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan restaurant in Alabama.
3. No matter how you try to avoid it I will find a way to spin this into a date request.
4. Don't go in the downstairs guest room, there's a werewolf in there.
5. 'It's 5 o'clock somewhere' is a lot scarier when it's coming from a mad scientist carrying something labeled 'tachyon accelerator'.
1. like for real, you ok? i have to look after my investments.
2. i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
3. just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. it's going to be that kind of weekend.
4. yeah yeah, you hate me soooooo bad. so when are we fucking?
5. ( or text her! )
2. i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
3. just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. it's going to be that kind of weekend.
4. yeah yeah, you hate me soooooo bad. so when are we fucking?
5. ( or text her! )
A: Once again, I hate this city. Why the hell is there a batman celebration happening on this street? I thought people liked Red Hood better here in the Bowery. I just wanted to go get some damn cigarettes. I am not going out in that.
B: Our favorite bartender is back from prison.
C: I spooked someone today just by standing too close reading my phone. It wasn't even on purpose. This is, in fact, the highlight of my day.
D: Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
E: Wildcard
B: Our favorite bartender is back from prison.
C: I spooked someone today just by standing too close reading my phone. It wasn't even on purpose. This is, in fact, the highlight of my day.
D: Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
E: Wildcard
1. I want to wear ugly sweaters with you.
2. Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through the window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours.
3. I just changed my morning alarm to The Circle of Life. Now I'm so excited to wake up that I can't sleep.
4. Yes, but even just saying "hello" could mean anything on Penacony.
5. I'm sorry I didn't make it. I got distracted by the birds.
6. This wine tastes incredible. It's like a fermented hug.
7. Text him!
2. Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through the window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours.
3. I just changed my morning alarm to The Circle of Life. Now I'm so excited to wake up that I can't sleep.
4. Yes, but even just saying "hello" could mean anything on Penacony.
5. I'm sorry I didn't make it. I got distracted by the birds.
6. This wine tastes incredible. It's like a fermented hug.
7. Text him!
AAAAAA HELLO i have not reached amphoreus yet but i'm EXCITED for this cr anyway!!!
snowlion
- 2025-05-20 20:15 (UTC) - Expand
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