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2025-05-16 04:49 pm (UTC)
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Well, how's your head, grandma?
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peint
2025-05-16 05:29 pm (UTC)
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Ugh, pounding. This is why I swore off liquor. Wine is one thing, but grandma can't hold his brandy anymore, clearly.
So the sweater was your idea?
quick username swap hi
oilpaint
2025-05-16 05:37 pm (UTC)
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Suuure, "swore off liquor." That's what you always say, and then you drink anyway.
( she's not mad, just disappointed — )
Yup.
You look cute!
the struggle is real
peint
2025-05-16 05:49 pm (UTC)
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It's sworn off until the exact moment that I drink it, then I swear it off again.
[ at least her disappointment can't possible surpass his own in himself. small comforts ]
Thanks, I think. I'm honored to graduate to grandma status at the ripe old age of 32.
SO true
oilpaint
2025-05-16 06:05 pm (UTC)
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If not now, then when?
( kind of a depressing turn, but. not untrue? )
Maybe I'll just remind you next time.
Or expertly slap the alcohol out of your hands?
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peint
2025-05-16 06:10 pm (UTC)
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Got me there.
[ womp womp. ]
You don't need to babysit my drinking habits. If I can't get it together, I deserve the grandma sweater.
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2025-05-16 18:10 (UTC)
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oilpaint
2025-05-16 06:23 pm (UTC)
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I know I don't need to.
But I might start to, anyway, because it's not like you've got that much time left to waste.
I'd rather you spent it with me awake, not passed out.
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peint
2025-05-16 06:36 pm (UTC)
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Fair enough, but how about after we take down the Paintress? You'll be sick of me in days. Hours, even.
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oilpaint
2025-05-16 06:49 pm (UTC)
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I've had years to get sick of you and I still haven't!
You can remain positive about the diagnosis.
But, yeah, okay. Fair.
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peint
2025-05-16 07:36 pm (UTC)
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I guess technically I won't have as much reason to drink. Or maybe it'd be more? I don't know.
Either way, consider it sworn off again. You're right, I've got better things to do.
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oilpaint
2025-05-16 07:56 pm (UTC)
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I'll believe it when I see it.
But you wouldn't want to stumble piss-drunk into the Paintress, would you?
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peint
2025-05-16 09:00 pm (UTC)
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No. Definitely not. That might work for some people, but I don't exactly turn liquor into liquid courage. Or anything else productive. Generally.
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oilpaint
2025-05-16 09:15 pm (UTC)
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Hey, have you never heard of a drunken fighting style?
Maybe it's something you should look into, grandma.
Your aim might be better then.
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peint
2025-05-16 09:22 pm (UTC)
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Wait, my aim's not that bad, is it? I thought I was a pretty crack shot.
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oilpaint
2025-05-16 09:30 pm (UTC)
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You get lucky sometimes.
Usually watching you gives me stomach pains, though.
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peint
2025-05-17 12:46 am (UTC)
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Stomach pains? Now you're just being mean.
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oilpaint
2025-05-17 02:32 pm (UTC)
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Your hand's so shaky I wonder if you're going to shoot me!
It's pretty nerve-racking, you know.
( she's absolutely just being mean — )
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quatre
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So the sweater was your idea?
quick username swap hi
( she's not mad, just disappointed — )
Yup.
You look cute!
the struggle is real
[ at least her disappointment can't possible surpass his own in himself. small comforts ]
Thanks, I think. I'm honored to graduate to grandma status at the ripe old age of 32.
SO true
( kind of a depressing turn, but. not untrue? )
Maybe I'll just remind you next time.
Or expertly slap the alcohol out of your hands?
no subject
[ womp womp. ]
You don't need to babysit my drinking habits. If I can't get it together, I deserve the grandma sweater.
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But I might start to, anyway, because it's not like you've got that much time left to waste.
I'd rather you spent it with me awake, not passed out.
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You can remain positive about the diagnosis.
But, yeah, okay. Fair.
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Either way, consider it sworn off again. You're right, I've got better things to do.
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But you wouldn't want to stumble piss-drunk into the Paintress, would you?
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[ clearly. ]
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Maybe it's something you should look into, grandma.
Your aim might be better then.
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Usually watching you gives me stomach pains, though.
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It's pretty nerve-racking, you know.
( she's absolutely just being mean — )