ricochetingbullets: (FBI)

[personal profile] ricochetingbullets 2025-05-17 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Somewhere warm and tropical. With a beach.
white_widow: (Default)

[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-17 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, I can work with that.

Anything else on your vacation wishlist?
ricochetingbullets: (No talking about feelings)

[personal profile] ricochetingbullets 2025-05-17 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Nude beach if we're going somewhere by the ocean.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-17 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
That's it? The whole wishlist is just nude beach? Okay.
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[personal profile] ricochetingbullets 2025-05-17 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I am at an all-time low in my life right now. At this point, I'd take sleeping on an actual bed and having warm running water in a bathtub in terms of a vacation.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-17 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, well, pretend you are time traveling and give me a future version of you's wishlist.
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[personal profile] ricochetingbullets 2025-05-17 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
A bed but bigger. And fluffier. With more pillows.

[Was he being difficult on purpose? Oh yes.]

And a butler to make me food whenever I want.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-17 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's going to drown you in pillows, Dex. She's going to take that so literally.]

Do butlers cook? I thought their job was opening doors, bossing other people around, and always looking a little bitchy.
ricochetingbullets: (Sharp eyed)

[personal profile] ricochetingbullets 2025-05-17 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno, whatever servants rich people have that cook for them. A personal chef? Something like that.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-17 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. An island, a nude beach, a large bed with a lot of pillows, and a chef.
ricochetingbullets: (Relieved)

[personal profile] ricochetingbullets 2025-05-19 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that sounds about right. I am a man of simple tastes.
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[personal profile] white_widow 2025-05-19 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I cannot argue with your priorities. I'm going to add a very well stocked liquor cabinet, though.
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[personal profile] ricochetingbullets 2025-05-19 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)