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[personal profile] dualtoned 2025-05-17 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
duuuude
just imagine
a GIANT loaf of bread
and you just eat your way through it like the hungry caterpillar
and then you fall asleep right then and there
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[personal profile] outplayed 2025-05-17 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he's imagining it... and he's liking what he imagines... so naturally, his response is: ]

at your big age, shouldnt you have more advanced fantasies?
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[personal profile] dualtoned 2025-05-18 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
wow you suck
we could have been caterpillars in bread together but fine
the giant loaf is all mine now
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[personal profile] outplayed 2025-05-18 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
i dont really mind the bread part much, but isnt being a caterpillar gross?
whats wrong with being a human in bread


[ ... yeah. that's the problem. ]
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[personal profile] dualtoned 2025-05-18 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
?? you don't find the very hungry caterpillar cute?
then again i might just think it is because it was one of the like 10 books they had at the orphanage
but alright
we can be humans in bread together
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[personal profile] outplayed 2025-05-18 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
the idea of caterpillars or caterpillar-like bugs in food isnt cute... its gross...
in this scenario is the bread fucking gigantic or are we really small
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[personal profile] dualtoned 2025-05-19 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
fucking gigantic bread, obviously
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[personal profile] outplayed 2025-05-20 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
do you think thats possible? for somebody to bake a bread as big as a bed?
wouldnt the outside get burnt and the inside be underbaked?


[ don't give him hope, he wants to sleep in a bread bed so bad. ]

[URL]
i dont like that.
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[personal profile] dualtoned 2025-05-20 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
wtf
that's just a very long bread

we'd need a really big oven
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[personal profile] outplayed 2025-05-20 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
can the military do that? make a huge oven?
tell them its needed. for national security.