omg one time i had this funny dream where i fell off a building during a mission but then i landed on this huuuge loaf of fluffy bread at first i was confused but then i just started eating the bread
duuuude just imagine a GIANT loaf of bread and you just eat your way through it like the hungry caterpillar and then you fall asleep right then and there
?? you don't find the very hungry caterpillar cute? then again i might just think it is because it was one of the like 10 books they had at the orphanage but alright we can be humans in bread together
the idea of caterpillars or caterpillar-like bugs in food isnt cute... its gross... in this scenario is the bread fucking gigantic or are we really small
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bakerstreet2025-05-16 09:00 am
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now cut it out before i start astral projecting in turn
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also my dreams are fun
so you'd have fun too
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whats one thing youve dreamed about recently
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one time i had this funny dream where i fell off a building during a mission
but then i landed on this huuuge loaf of fluffy bread
at first i was confused but then i just started eating the bread
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and thats what you consider "fun"?
you think id also consider that... "fun"?
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just imagine
a GIANT loaf of bread
and you just eat your way through it like the hungry caterpillar
and then you fall asleep right then and there
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at your big age, shouldnt you have more advanced fantasies?
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we could have been caterpillars in bread together but fine
the giant loaf is all mine now
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whats wrong with being a human in bread
[ ... yeah. that's the problem. ]
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then again i might just think it is because it was one of the like 10 books they had at the orphanage
but alright
we can be humans in bread together
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in this scenario is the bread fucking gigantic or are we really small
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wouldnt the outside get burnt and the inside be underbaked?
[ don't give him hope, he wants to sleep in a bread bed so bad. ]
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i dont like that.
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that's just a very long bread
we'd need a really big oven
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tell them its needed. for national security.