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It was THREE AM. I was tired.
I missed Life 101, anyway.

Time doesn't matter here. You know that.

Sure. Pull that on me.

Pull what? They taught us a lot in the Red Room, how to go about every day life was not part of the lessons.

Fair. But getting a towel is just logic.

Yes. And that is why I went and got one after I got out of the shower.

Yelena...

John.

Towel first.

How did you survive the military being this fussy about nudity?

This is not the same.

Do naked women scare you? Is that what it is?

No. It's just you. And Ava. And Val.

Me, or Ava, or Val, being naked scares you.

Alright.
Poor Mel.

Mel, too! Dammit all of you.

Maybe you should see a therapist about that.
You do not need to go telling people that I flashed you.

I am not seeing a therapist.

No one's going to hear it from me, trust me.

So American.

Well, someone must have overheard you bitching about it, then.

USA! USA! USA!

I didn't say a word.

Disgusting.

And yet, I have been asked about it by other people.

Blame the guinea pig.

I am starting to think you're confused about what a guinea pig is.

Could be a stool pigeon in disguise.

Hm. Maybe so could you.

Edited 2025-05-17 01:45 (UTC)

It wasn't me.

I am not American. I do not operate on innocent until proven guilty.

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