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top offer spanish seniorita???

buy 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 ????

[ calling a german boy "senorita" and asking for pizza is such a cultural slap in the face that kaiser thinks it almost wraps back around to funny, but he can't admit that. he cannot allow himself a single bit of mirth, actually. ]

and what do i get in return for this

( smh Re Al stop bidding on emo boys )

kick up ass

[ please, he doesn't want to be a third party to the itoshi family drama either. ]

if youre saying i get to sic you on somebody like a rabid animal then deal
neapolitan or sicilian?

which more meat

oh, so thats how it is.
you can choose between tuna and salami

[ don't blame him. blame germany. ]

bad player & bad host??????????

youre not getting ANY pizza with that attitude

w/e

u were wrong number

then fuck on off to your right number??

underlashes sr doesn't answer :(

hey

hey

when u go pro u forget how to write????

[ he doesn't answer kaiser's texts either, so #felt. ]

???
what does that mean
are YOU criticizing my writing ability right now? go reread some of what YOUVE sent

( flurry of texts a h o y )

[1/11] i write gud

[2/11] real gud

[3/11] i'll rewrite your whole dna seniorita

[4/11] put the X factor in ur chromosomes

[5/11] but

[6/11] just saying if his mascara majesty dun answer texts is that like a pro thing

[7/11] ur pro right???? u know these things

[8/11] can't be pro thing

[9/11] ok we're raiding his house

[10/11] ur bringing the 🍕

[11/11] where does maybelline sr live??????

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[ whether surprising or not, kaiser doesn't care too much about the spam. he has an emotionally disregulated dog who does worse all the time! ]

i dont answer when i dont want to. sae itoshi doesnt answer texts because hes a bitch. very different situations

[ arguably, it's the same situation. ]

like where does he live in japan??
or where does he live in spain because i actually do know that...

wow stalker

then dont ask.

... i'll give u half the 🍕 you're buying

????
its my pizza and youre the one asking for favors
what else have you got

mean right hook

what else have you got ***that id give even the slightest shit about

mean right hook that don't mind hitting spanish bid broads

[ kaiser is pretty sure this is referring to himself, but, ]

why would i care about it if you beat one of the itoshi brothers

that's it

lining all u hair and lash commercials influencers up

youve got to work on those delusions

yeah???? what's the worst thing youve peddled under ur contract

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