Yeah, not gonna lie, a children's toy with a couple of dildos on it is a little imposing. Kinda creepy. I'm pretty sure it made me pass out at some point.
But who's gonna put the coins in if you're at work and my hands are tied?
You kept me on that thing for hours! You're gonna try and go for longer?
... Oh, ok. It's not like its weird because you're paying the woman and this probably didn't come in the job description and-- ... Wait, is this a kink thing?
Not about that, but I'm hoping to keep surprising you. Because when you slapped eyes on that thing for the first time, your expression was just adorable. If I'd needed reminding why you're my favorite, your jaw drop would have reminded me.
I might watch. But the thing with you, sweetie, is that when I intend to watch I just... end up joining. Can't help myself. I get all greedy with my best bird.
You're pretty creative when it comes to your sex toys, that's pretty much obvious by now. All those taxes are put to really good use when it comes to your ideas, ma'am.
Should I ask Mel to call you instead? She could take her time describing every little thing she's doing to me. Maybe I'll ask her to get creative too.
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bakerstreet2025-05-16 09:00 am
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Maybe I could get you one for your apartment. Coin-operated, all profits to me.
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I'm pretty sure it made me pass out at some point.
But who's gonna put the coins in if you're at work and my hands are tied?
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Maybe, but I bet you had pleasant dreams.
Mel.
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My whole body feels made of jello right now.
Mel?
You're gonna send your personal assistant to turn on the toy-turned into a sex toy??
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No, no, no.
I'm loaning you my assistant, it's up to you what you do with her.
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You're gonna try and go for longer?
... Oh, ok.
It's not like its weird because you're paying the woman and this probably didn't come in the job description and--
...
Wait, is this a kink thing?
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You are going to try for longer.
Let me do something I almost never do and repeat myself:
It's up. To. You.
And Mel can't really be surprised at this point.
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... I suppose you're gonna be watching.
Specially if its really up to me.
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Because when you slapped eyes on that thing for the first time, your expression was just adorable.
If I'd needed reminding why you're my favorite, your jaw drop would have reminded me.
I might watch. But the thing with you, sweetie, is that when I intend to watch I just... end up joining. Can't help myself. I get all greedy with my best bird.
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All those taxes are put to really good use when it comes to your ideas, ma'am.
Should I ask Mel to call you instead?
She could take her time describing every little thing she's doing to me.
Maybe I'll ask her to get creative too.
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Oh, and don't let Mel fool you. She's fucked herself plenty to the thought of tasting you.