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The Helpful Hostage Meme
Running from a wrongful accusation of murder? Wounded by your archenemy and looking for a place to hide? Need a pilot to go after those drug lords escaping across the border? Don't have time to go through the official channels? Find a hostage! And make them help you.
In this meme, one person desperately needs help. And, in order to get it, they grab another character. Off the street, out of their car, from a restaurant.
PROMPTS: (optional)
1 - MEDICAL ATTENTION.. You're bleeding, in pain and desperate, and you need medical attention. Right now. What will you do? Break into a private practice after hours? Find a darkened house or apartment with a convenient bathroom?
2 - SHELTER. The cops are after you. The temperature is dropping below -20. You're out in the middle of nowhere and you're starving. You don't have any options left - except for this.
3 - TRANSPORTATION. You need to get out of town. Fast. Can't buy a car, can't rent a car, can't take a bus - how do you leave?
4 - PROFESSIONAL SKILLS. You need a doctor. A lawyer. A pilot. A spy. And you know just the one. And you're going to get their help whether they want it or not.
5 - A HOSTAGE. You need a body to threaten. Maybe it's the President's daughter; maybe it's just someone off the street. Either way, it's leverage you're after. Maybe you'll turn them loose once you get to the border.
6 - FINISH THE CRIME. Get the manager who can open the bank vault. Or whatever else you need to commit your act of murder, sabotage and/or thievery.
7 - IT WAS AN ACCIDENT???? Fuck.
8 - CHOOSE YOUR OWN.
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
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[ fuck ]
C'MON, THEN.
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[ chokes out a breath; he manages to half-block? but his ribs are probably getting cracked at the very least ]
Fuck.
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it never lands because a blaze of roaring fire suddenly stands between them as Todoroki, left side up in flames, takes the hit for him and grabs the villain's arm with his right, fully encasing him in ice]
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What the fuck.
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HEY! Get the fuck out of my fight, you half-and-half bastard!! I don't need your goddamn help!
[ he says, favoring one side and cradling his chest because yelling makes his ribs... ]
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
One more hit, and you'd be stuck in a hospital bed for a couple of weeks. Is that what you want?
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
I'm not some shitty weakling like that. I can still fight!
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[there's still one villain left, who honestly looks a mix of pissed off and terrified, but he's still there, gearing up to probably recklessly throw himself at Todoroki, who, for all intents and purposes isn't even paying attention as his focus is solely on Bakugou.
so if you wanna get back at his rescue attempt...]
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[ yeah, he launches himself forward, landing an explosive punch into the villain's gut ]
Keep your goddamn head in the fight, idiot!
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Todoroki's a little surprised, but narrows his eyes with a huff]
That's the pot calling the kettle black.
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[whatever he was going to say is c ut off by the sound of sirens, and he settles, scowling. "settles" ]
Fuck, now the fucking cops get here, fuck!
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
They're not known for being quick, no.
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[ he shouldn't be seen though and he's grumpily pulling his hood back up to hide his hair, angrily.kicking some rubble ]
Just deal with it.
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
...stay out of this. You don't need your provisional license revoked.
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I'm not even supposed to be here. What're they gonna do, yank older me's license? Just tell them I'm his cousin or some idiotic thing like that.
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
Older you doesn't have a provisional license. Either way, let the medics look you over once they arrive.
[he goes over to give a report to the police like a good pro hero. the medical team arrives just after them to take care of any civilians who god hurt]
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
I don't need some med team to look me over!!
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[ he is. So grumpy. About this. but dutifully answers questions and stuff. someone with a healing quirk pats his shoulders and tells him to take it easy the next 24 hours and there'll be no lasting damage ]
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Todoroki comes back after a moment, and one of the healers comes up to him to pat him down. he brushes them off and they immediately scold him because they know him! don't ignore your injuries, mr pro hero sir. so he just... relents and allows the check up. thankfully it's just a few bruises and minor things]
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
HEY! You ready yet? Let's fucking go.
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he raises a challenging eyebrow at him]
Oh? And where are we going?
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
You're a pro hero now, aincha? It's your goddamn job to figure out what the fuck happened and do something.
[ gestures at himself ]
Get me the fuck home.
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