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The Helpful Hostage Meme
Running from a wrongful accusation of murder? Wounded by your archenemy and looking for a place to hide? Need a pilot to go after those drug lords escaping across the border? Don't have time to go through the official channels? Find a hostage! And make them help you.
In this meme, one person desperately needs help. And, in order to get it, they grab another character. Off the street, out of their car, from a restaurant.
PROMPTS: (optional)
1 - MEDICAL ATTENTION.. You're bleeding, in pain and desperate, and you need medical attention. Right now. What will you do? Break into a private practice after hours? Find a darkened house or apartment with a convenient bathroom?
2 - SHELTER. The cops are after you. The temperature is dropping below -20. You're out in the middle of nowhere and you're starving. You don't have any options left - except for this.
3 - TRANSPORTATION. You need to get out of town. Fast. Can't buy a car, can't rent a car, can't take a bus - how do you leave?
4 - PROFESSIONAL SKILLS. You need a doctor. A lawyer. A pilot. A spy. And you know just the one. And you're going to get their help whether they want it or not.
5 - A HOSTAGE. You need a body to threaten. Maybe it's the President's daughter; maybe it's just someone off the street. Either way, it's leverage you're after. Maybe you'll turn them loose once you get to the border.
6 - FINISH THE CRIME. Get the manager who can open the bank vault. Or whatever else you need to commit your act of murder, sabotage and/or thievery.
7 - IT WAS AN ACCIDENT???? Fuck.
8 - CHOOSE YOUR OWN.
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
Hmph.
[ because he can see it, but he doesn't want to admit it. goddammit. ]
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
[ it's not NOT what he wanted... ]
What about the everyone else? Shitty hair and the rest of them?
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
What, seriously?!
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
Everything about the goddamn future is a fucking surprise.
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
How the fuck should I know?! Fuck!
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
It's a weird question!
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
He's got family visiting. This is his younger cousin.
[surprisingly, most of them seem to buy that, they even throw a wave and a smile at Bakugou before going back to their work]
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
Why do they believe that?!
[ it's a hissed question as he hastily catches up to todoroki ]
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
It was your idea, remember? I figured I'd try. Seems like it worked.
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
Shouldn't they be smarter, though?
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
Our sidekicks are idiots.
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
How's it even work? Half'a them are yours and half are mine?
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA