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The Helpful Hostage Meme
Running from a wrongful accusation of murder? Wounded by your archenemy and looking for a place to hide? Need a pilot to go after those drug lords escaping across the border? Don't have time to go through the official channels? Find a hostage! And make them help you.
In this meme, one person desperately needs help. And, in order to get it, they grab another character. Off the street, out of their car, from a restaurant.
PROMPTS: (optional)
1 - MEDICAL ATTENTION.. You're bleeding, in pain and desperate, and you need medical attention. Right now. What will you do? Break into a private practice after hours? Find a darkened house or apartment with a convenient bathroom?
2 - SHELTER. The cops are after you. The temperature is dropping below -20. You're out in the middle of nowhere and you're starving. You don't have any options left - except for this.
3 - TRANSPORTATION. You need to get out of town. Fast. Can't buy a car, can't rent a car, can't take a bus - how do you leave?
4 - PROFESSIONAL SKILLS. You need a doctor. A lawyer. A pilot. A spy. And you know just the one. And you're going to get their help whether they want it or not.
5 - A HOSTAGE. You need a body to threaten. Maybe it's the President's daughter; maybe it's just someone off the street. Either way, it's leverage you're after. Maybe you'll turn them loose once you get to the border.
6 - FINISH THE CRIME. Get the manager who can open the bank vault. Or whatever else you need to commit your act of murder, sabotage and/or thievery.
7 - IT WAS AN ACCIDENT???? Fuck.
8 - CHOOSE YOUR OWN.
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
You're a pro hero now, aincha? It's your goddamn job to figure out what the fuck happened and do something.
[ gestures at himself ]
Get me the fuck home.
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
[he gestures for him to follow as he steps up into the air on one of is ice slides]
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[ he...wants to travel via his boom booms, but that seems unwise when it's a thing his pro-self probably likes to do. ]
Hey, fuckface.
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
Ah... hm. It might be better to walk, on second thought.
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
Y'think?
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It better not. God, this sucks ass!
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
...Midoriya might have some ideas.
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
I'm not talkin' to fucking Deku about this!
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No!
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[he gestures to him to follow as he walks down the road]
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[ grumbles and mumbles unflattering things as he trudges down the street after him ]
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the inside is clearly visible through glass walls, a sleek lobby with chairs and a manned front desk. there are elevators at the back that seem to be limited access judging by the card readers beside them.
Todoroki just walks ahead to enter through a couple of sliding doors]
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
[ he has to pause for a moment, but then trots along behind todoroki, trying not to stare too obviously. ]
We share an agency?
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
Yes. I wasn't aware you'd thought about that name this early.
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
I didn't, but it's pretty obvious.
[ GESTURES AROUND ]
It basically looks like what I would like. Sort of. Some of it.
[ rolls his eyes because there's clearly someone else's opinions, and then it was probably all filtered through a professional designer to make it... work. ]
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
I let you choose most of it, yes.
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
I've got great taste.
[ the more traditionally Japanese bits are clearly Todoroki's preferences. It weirdly all works though ]
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
[he leads them past the front desk towards the elevators, nodding at the sidekick there, who looks a little confused at seeing Bakugou, but doesn't question it, and just waves back at Todoroki]
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
I got a lot of sidekicks, huh. How's that work, then? Our quirks are pretty fuckin' different, so how're we runnin' an agency together?
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
Running an agency isn't difficult. And we work well as a team. We're both labeled as, ah... I think powerhouses? We usually do patrol individually, but get called in for the really big incidents together.
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[ well it makes sense he GUESSES since they're both good for offense but todoroki can be left to deal with extras and bakugou can take on the badasses ]
Re: Bakugou Katsuki | MHA
What's that look for?
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Nothin'. Just didn't know what to fucking expect.
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