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bakerstreet2025-06-09 02:13 pm
liltuna) wrote in bakerstreet2025-06-09 02:13 pm
wanted: single f, under 33, must enjoy the sun, must enjoy the sea
personal ads
→ an ic meme
Before Bumble, and Tinder, and Facebook Marketplace, we had personals, a place where loneliness went to die.
The meme is simple — treat your top-level the way your character would treat a personal ad in the newspaper, or on Craigslist. They should write what they're searching for in the header, and fill the body with more details as needed. Advertise yourself! Be direct! Be honest!
Those who reply are likely here to flame you, but that's to be expected. No one said love was easy.
Do we ever know
You're not going to skin me, right? I already go through that once a month, it isn't fun.
no
Not gonna skin you no. This is even better.
How do you feel about rats
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Guy's gotta know his preferences, I guess.
cn: nsfw ? rat cum ?
That’s fucking weird but I guess it works.
You ever try washing with rat cum
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I'm sorry? Try again?
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New phone who dis
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Hello
U still there
It’s Gavin Reed
TEXT ME THE FUCK BACK DON’T LEAVE ME HANGING
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Why is there no noose emoji! I need it.
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Guess your bf is an idiot who doesn’t know how to bathe himself either.
Anyway try it. U won’t be disappointed
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You're the rat, it's you
And I'll have to pay you for this
I don’t even
Fuck you.
That’s a good idea though
But no. Don’t need your money. Just got paid a shitton to fuck some weirdo’s dad.
I can provide w/e u need free of charge 😉
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You sound like a nerd
Guess who fucked a shit ton of hot guys last night??? mE
Not that freak bf of yours
BTW he sat on me and got off to it, so.
He's hacking you, Dylan
I'm not dating some dude that sat on you, I don't even know the guy. I just know we keep banning him and he keeps coming back somehow. Guess it's a bug.
Who cares if some random asshole got off? Is it true you only fuck old dudes?
Luv Mike luv that for him
You keep banning him bc he’s a freak or what??
NO
I fuck lots of guys. They don’t HAVE to be old.
But old guys are hot
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I'm not going to pass my finals this way.
I’m keeping this typo it feels apt
Oh yeah? Did he tell you we’ve got a date planned? Nice date for him to sit on my lap?
You get nothing but smrmarter talking to me.
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If you're typing with one hand I'm going to skip the Dylan army and kill you myself
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How did you know I’m typing w/ one hand are you watching me
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I curse you with a thousand days of screaming encouragement at your dick with zero ability to get it up
I’m sorry
Will never happen, dipshit. Too many hot old singles in my area for my dick to be anything but full mast at ALL times
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Trump: hot or not
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Are you asking if I’m sexually attracted to a fucking turnip
[ He knows who Trump is, yeah. ]
You sure do ask a lot of questions, don’t you little guy
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Why are you RESPONDING if you don’t want to talk to me
[ Takes two to tango here. ]
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Wait
[ It did not occur to him to stop? ]
Blocked, baby
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Bye~