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bakerstreet2025-05-18 12:45 am
oneholysock) wrote in bakerstreet2025-05-18 12:45 am
midnight texting
The Midnight Texting Meme It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? ● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed |
ty for loving this obstinate lil stick in the mud 🥹
Give me their names, Jerome.
of course!! all he knows is love rock eat weird sandwich and save gotham
MINE?
no no no
i'd remember that
someone's out there wrecking my brand with half-baked grief-bait and you think i signed off on it? do you see a punchline anywhere? i sure don't!!!
he also knows punch!
AHH I’M ON MOBILE BUT I WANT TO BOOMERANG I’LL FORMAT LATER
pfft. i’m hurt, bruce.
first of all, i don’t deface. i defile. obviously.
second? i thought you knew me better than that :’(
as am iiiiii so i will take the opportunity not to code as well! 🙈
i’ll be real idk where i want to go with this. just have a whiny jerome ig
low blow, bruce
i try to hold myself to a higher standard and this is the thanks i get?
next time i’ll carve a smiley face into city hall, just to make myself clear
[ There’s a mad dash of bouncing ellipses. Jerome’s furious, lmfao. ]
imagine doing all the work building a brand and someone comes along with a can of spray paint and no charisma. disgraceful. do you know how exhausting it is being the only one with vision around here?
he deserves a tantrum, as a treat 💅
[ Is he just trying to buy Gotham a bit of peace while Jerome downsizes? That's not important. ]
no subject
that's... honestly a good point. gross.
i hate how good that point is.
[ Beat. Then: ]
fine. maybe i'll hold auditions next time. make em juggle grenades or something. natural selection, brand integrity—whatever keeps the amateurs out of my spotlight.