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bakerstreet2025-05-18 12:45 am
oneholysock) wrote in bakerstreet2025-05-18 12:45 am
midnight texting
The Midnight Texting Meme It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? ● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed |
he also knows punch!
AHH I’M ON MOBILE BUT I WANT TO BOOMERANG I’LL FORMAT LATER
pfft. i’m hurt, bruce.
first of all, i don’t deface. i defile. obviously.
second? i thought you knew me better than that :’(
as am iiiiii so i will take the opportunity not to code as well! 🙈
i’ll be real idk where i want to go with this. just have a whiny jerome ig
low blow, bruce
i try to hold myself to a higher standard and this is the thanks i get?
next time i’ll carve a smiley face into city hall, just to make myself clear
[ There’s a mad dash of bouncing ellipses. Jerome’s furious, lmfao. ]
imagine doing all the work building a brand and someone comes along with a can of spray paint and no charisma. disgraceful. do you know how exhausting it is being the only one with vision around here?
he deserves a tantrum, as a treat 💅
[ Is he just trying to buy Gotham a bit of peace while Jerome downsizes? That's not important. ]
no subject
that's... honestly a good point. gross.
i hate how good that point is.
[ Beat. Then: ]
fine. maybe i'll hold auditions next time. make em juggle grenades or something. natural selection, brand integrity—whatever keeps the amateurs out of my spotlight.