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THE FIGHT MEME

THE (late november) FIGHT MEME

What else needs to be said? Release your inner warrior and partake in some epic (or hilariously bad) battles! Do you use a sword? Are you a martial arts master? Are you a wizard? Can you even fight?

It doesn't matter if you're just having a friendly spar or deciding the fate of the universe. You're suddenly filled with the urge to fight the next person you meet. Cut loose and show off your skills!

RULES

◘ Post with your character! List your fighting preferences if you'd like (Sparring, Death Battles, Anything Goes, etc.)
◘ Reply to someone else
◘ ROUND 1...
◘ ... FIGHT!

Here are some prompts to pick from (or RNG from):

1: VERBAL
Not all fights are physical. Maybe you're just really mad and really loud.

2: WUSSY
This is possibly the dumbest limp-wristed flail fight you've ever been involved in.

3: WITS
Because why would you beat someone into the ground when you can humiliate them with your massive intellect instead?

4: PRIZEFIGHT
There's an audience to watch and a prize at stake that only one of you can walk away with. Best bring your A-game.

5: SPARRING
You're fighting to improve. Whether you know your partner or whether you've
just met, you can be pretty sure you're walking away from this one.

6: GRUDGE MATCH
Your hated rival is in town. It's time for a rematch.

7: BAR FIGHT
Welcome to the mother of all drunken brawls.

8: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!
Maybe your opponent is your friend/sibling/love/other cherished person. Maybe
you're a pacifist. Either way, you're in this fight, but you really
don't want to be.

9: TO THE DEATH
This is it. Too much has happened for this to be anything but a fight to the end. Only one of you is walking away from this.

10: OBLIGATORY SMUT OPTION
Hate sex is the best. And some people like smut and some do not.

11: AGAINST THE HORDE
It's you and your ally against many. Demons, zombies, whatever. Rip and tear, until it is done.

12: GODMODE
You and your opponent both have world-breaking superpowers, and frankly everyone would be happier if you weren't fighting. You are, though, and it's awesome, even if there might not be much left when you're done.

13: RANDOM
Your very own personalized scenario.

Original here.

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[Combat cyborg (think Ghost in the Shell or Battle Angel Alita) who got dumped in a progression fantasy setting and had to learn to become a cultivator to power all her cybernetics with spirit energy after her power core got ripped out. More details in journal.

Could do anything from friendly sparring match to “I’m trying to make you into a corpse as fast as humanly possible”]

Edited 2024-11-23 22:46 (UTC)

(( Hmm! I think friendly sparring would be fun, but also having to team up on something would be great. Any preference? ))

[She's a pretty new muse still so sparring match would be a good low key way to get used to writing her in action scenes! Possibly with Yamada visiting her sect (which is a treetop village kind of thing in a cursed forest)?]

(( Sounds good to me! I leapt in, but let me know if you want anything changed. ))

[ If there was one thing Yamada was good at, it was variety. If there was a second, it was getting anywhere, if he needed to. It was his livelihood before his life flipped upside down, and he chose to get involved in protecting people with his powers instead of making deliveries.

Turning up to visit dangerous places and then being put to work is thus how he's ended up on a broad plateau on the treetops, currently stretching casually. He's a good choice for a sparring partner. Pick what you want to train in specifically, and he'll find a shape to help with that. ]

Geeze... I was just coming over to hang out, you know... [ His put upon tone is put on, as he's clearly happy to go with the flow. ] How about I take a dive right away to make you look good?

[ Yamada gives Royse a great big smile, and as he does, his canines extend all the way past his chin, a look suitable for a smilodon. If she has her scanners on, the energy this uses is bizarre, something totally unlike anything else. A flowing swirl of possibilities, and it doesn't come from within. It emerges from seemingly nowhere, and moulds him like clay. It flows around his body more, as his height starts to increase, stretching him upwards to a towering size as fluffy, yellow-orange fur puffs out all at once. The puff squeezes down into a sleeker shape and there he stands, a massive sabre-tooth on his hind legs, grinning cheerfully. ]

I call this... Smiloda.

[ He loves his stupid puns on Yamada for form names. ]

This is what Artists do for fun. We can get a beer and tacos later.

[Royse let spirit flow through the microcircuits that filled her eyes. She had been assured that with practice this would become as natural as breathing, but for now she still had to think about it. But it usually gave her a bit of an insight on what her opponent was preparing to do.

...but not this time. Yamada's power was a chaotic mess that Royse couldn't make heads or tails of. She grimaced slightly and let that power fade, relying on her regular senses. Yamada was an enigma in many ways.]

Not that you can get a decent taco on this planet...

[She dropped into a fighters crouch, fists up. Apparently she was gonna fistfight a sabertooth tiger.]

Tell you what... [ His totally inaccurate long, tiger-style tail swishes in a side-to-side arch, his posture totally relaxed. His also inaccurate posture of furry hind leg walking comes with a point of a claw. ] Make this fun and I'll cook you up whatever you want.

[ Yamada has absolutely no reason to act cocky and is well aware of it. It's one of Yamada's favoured battle tactics, to act like he's a lot more dangerous than he is. He knows his abilities can be intimidating, but he also knows he doesn't live up to them, not yet. Faking it until he makes it is the plan.

He calls his attacks, but makes them up on the fly. Hence why, when he drops to all fours, all those massive muscles pump up and he blasts forward, mouth wide open and his paws larger than her head coming in from the side. ]

Smilo-gone!

[ As a safety, his fangs and claws and blunt. He doesn't actually want to hurt her! ]

I'll hold you to that!

[Now PROPERLY motivated, Royse turned her attention to the fight. As far as she understood it, Yamada was closer to a spirit beast than a human. His physical body was a malleable suggestion. But that meant it needed to be controlled.

Any Artist like her was far faster and stronger than a mere human, and any cyborg like her was stronger and faster still. She might not be a shapeshifter, but she could react to this first attack like he was moving in slow motion. She juked to the side, letting claws swipe an inch past the side of her head, and brought her fist up in an uppercut into Yamada's chest.

It wasn't an ordinary punch, though. A short beam of energy like a welding torch burned with brilliant light from her forearm, extending the strike just a few inches past her fist. It was at low power compared to what she was capable of, she didn't actually want to hurt him either, but the attack was uniquely suited to disrupting spirit energy. To a being like Yamada, it would throw his entire body into chaos.

At least, that was Royse's theory.]

[ Wham! Yamada is lifted by the punch's impact with a satisfying thud, a nice meaty noise. He's all muscle and solid enough to take a serious blow. The light shimmers through him, getting a cat yelp too.

Royse's theory is off. It'd work wonders if he were mid-transformation, but his bizarre nature bucks the rules. As far as the universe is concerned, he is whatever he is. It's only when his changes occur he's unstable- he doesn't fully get it all himself, so this is a good learning chance. ]

Yeow! [ He twists with cat flexibility, using the impact of her blow to switch back to a bipedal pose. Okay, one big shot didn't work, so- ] Pawrrage!

[ Which is to say a paw barrage, a flurry of palm thrusts, coming out in every angle without much thought, focusing on covering much space as possible. ]

[One of the 777 angels the forge god Koss made to keep the peace. A suit of armor forged from ash and animated by a smokeless spirit of frozen fire who has been studying martial arts for thousands of years. Capable of some DBZ shit.]

An odd but kind young man on a quest to stop the appearance of monsters called Nemesis that fall from the sky. Due to the prejudice against those who can use magic like him, he's been raised mostly away from society but has set out on his own and can't help causing chaos.

Character info here & world info here.

I'd love a training/sparring session, but I'm also a big fan of team-ups or full-on battles.

[Mostly just looking for team up. Also open to 10. Wardrobe malfunction, armor blowing off. He's fought naked or fought someone who was naked on more than one occasion.]

Bio-. A man from a world where once a month, somewhere in the world is struck by a reality-altering event. He has recently joined the organisation that combats paranormal events and supernatural criminals, using his transmogrification powers.

I love Yamada getting schooled by more experienced sorts or team-ups on big bosses, but open to anything!

[4, 5, and 6 are good. 10 also an option for m/m.]

[ Open to sparring, against the horde, and random. No characters under 21 unless they're prior CR.]

(Most likely a sparring match)

[Made to be a match for Sonic (familiar story!) but can't actually win against him (familiar story!). Will fight fucking anyone for any reason.]

(OoC: Not actually Sonic, but…!)

[ooc: Of all people Surge probably won't wanna totally destroy Amy normally, but I'm open to all of 4, 5, 9, 10, 11, or just making stuff up?]

(OoC: Ahahah, they do have that bond! Perhaps 5 into 10? Or just 10 alone?

If not that, game for either 9 or 11!)

[ooc: 5 -> 10 works great!]

(OoC: Let me know if you need any changes!)

“I’m glad to see that you wanted to take me up on some training!” Amy said, smiling as Surge joined her. While she started off rough, Amy figured she had a good heart deep down and wanted to do good. She decided a bit of sparring would help blow off steam.

“Try not to go too far, okay?”

For Surge's part, she mostly wanted to show off. It's not like she wanted to impress Amy, specifically, or anything, she just wasn't sure if Amy was totally convinced of all how cool and powerful Surge was. Sparring seemed like a total waste of energy otherwise. Couldn't hurt to get a better look at her moves, but Kit wasn't even watching to analyze it.

Casually stretching, she grinned at Amy. "I'm not gonna try to break anything anyways."

Amy giggled as she heard that statement. Surge was quite powerful and she was amazing, but she wasn’t sure how to convey it to her.

“If you do, you’ll take care of me, won’t you?” She teased.

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