You must have been complaining to me about your tattered wardrobe while we were working at some point. Probably stuck somewhere in the back of my brain for later use.
I just don't really appreciate the clutter I now have to deal with. Again very appreciative. Very. But why so many packages? I'm up to my eyeballs in boxes. Everywhere I step - A BOX. I turn around - A BOX. I close my eyes - BOXES!
You? An asshole? Of the two of us, that's my burden to bear.
Also just so we're clear, I'm pretty sure this wasn't a prank. I think I just had you on the brain while a little too intoxicated.
[It can't be easy hulking out and then being naked which must have been a thing Bruce had brought up recently and so Tony did a little unhinged, drunk, billionaire shopping. And now Bruce has boxes. Because Tony cares. In that nonsense way of his. Such is life.]
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No.
Not annoyed.
[ Yes, annoyed! Why must Tony be so extra? ]
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Come on. You can let it out. Use your big words.
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[ Deep breath, still those shaky hands, Brucie. ]
I just don't really appreciate the clutter I now have to deal with. Again very appreciative. Very. But why so many packages? I'm up to my eyeballs in boxes. Everywhere I step - A BOX. I turn around - A BOX. I close my eyes - BOXES!
[ No, he hasn't hulked out. Yet. ]
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[See he's completely capable of cleaning up his own messes.]
We'll donate them to some underprivileged community theater in your name.
[But also still has to be a brat.]
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I mean maybe not ALL of it has to go. I could use some of it for new shorts and pants for the big guy.
[ And now he feels like crap. A drunk prank on Tony's part, but maybe you should've just grinned and bore it. ]
Look, I don't mean to come off as an asshole, it's just a lot you know? Prank or not, I do appreciate the thought.
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Also just so we're clear, I'm pretty sure this wasn't a prank. I think I just had you on the brain while a little too intoxicated.
[It can't be easy hulking out and then being naked which must have been a thing Bruce had brought up recently and so Tony did a little unhinged, drunk, billionaire shopping. And now Bruce has boxes. Because Tony cares. In that nonsense way of his. Such is life.]
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[ Banner is able to breathe a lot easier without the crushing weight of not knowing what to do with all the boxes. Accident successfully deterred. ]
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