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I like a big man.

A MEME FOR THE SIZE QUEENS

aka a meme about how size can matter

There are plenty of memes about breasts, breast kink, and things like breast expansion. Now, the shoe's on the other foot, because sometimes, size does matter. Bigger can definitely be better. Let's cut to the chase: we're talking about big dicks. With prompts for both penis-holders and their partners, this meme is for those who like to go big or go home. Whether naturally well-hung, accidentally growing, or inhumanly...well, you know, there's a scene in the making here for everyone, from consensual to non-consensual to hot and unbelievably sexy to silly to just plain over the top.

How to Play

Comment with your character, your preferences, and a bit about what you want here, whether your character has the dick or you're cruising for dick'd partners. You want on the bigger size of normal? Giant? Non-human? Sluttification? What about the scene? What other kinks do you want to involve - dirty talk or talk about/emphasizing size (ie big cock fetish), rough sex, fluff, etc etc.
Reply to others.
RNG or not.

Size

Big: Nothing to turn a nose up to here, you're on the large size. That's putting it mildly.
Bigger: ...even the most experienced have probably never seen someone like you.
Biggest: Ridiculously oversized to the gi-fucking-gantic.

One

Natural: Baby, you were born this way. Your size is au naturale.
Accidental: Through magic or through science, you're getting big for your breeches.
Purposeful: Those spam emails about growing your penis totally worked.
Inhuman: You're not human, so neither is your cock. That can mean differences in size and in shape.
Futa: The obligatory futa option. 'Nuff said.
Boner: You can't help your arousal, nor can you hide it due to your size.
Secretly Cocky: No one would peg you for someone with a big dick, but you don't have to compensate. When all is revealed, you have a natural charisma.
Shy: Most would kill to be like you. On the other hand, you don't want to freak out any potential partners.
Inexperienced: Size isn't everything. You need to be taught how to use it.
TOO Big: Actually, penetration is out of the question because your partner is too small. Lucky for you, there's more than one way to approach sex.
Excess Cum: A big load's only natural from someone built like you. Still, "big" may be a pale word...
The Perfect Match: No one felt perfect for your cock until you met this person.
Growing: You're still growing - down there.
Prep: Sex comes with lots of extra steps for you, as you have to make sure your partner's ready.
Curious: Honestly, you're eager to know if your partner can take you.

The Other

First Time: This is your first time with this person and...wow. Wow. This is new.
Inexperienced: Isn't everyone this big? You don't know, you've never seen any dick except for this one.
Surprised: You had no idea about your partner's size and you're shocked.
Used to It: After being together for a while, you don't see their differences, you just see them.
Ruined: Intentionally or unintentionally, they've made it so no one else can please you ever again.
Best You Ever Had: Ah, this is incredible! You've never felt like this before.
Teasing: They're big, all right, but you still have all the power.
Intimidated: C-can you really fit that inside?
Ready to Impress: You can take them, and you'll show them just what you're made of.
Made for You: Speaking of being made, no one has ever brought you to orgasm before you met this person.
Hurts so Good: There's pain but it's mixed with so much pleasure.
Oral: Don't try to deep throat; you won't get very far.
Paizuri: AKA titfucking. Put the girls to work.
Feeling Tiny: Under them, you feel so small and that turns you on.
Inadequate: For the slash crowd, one party has a much, much, MUCH smaller penis. No hard feelings here, right?
No Big Deal: Eh, it's not THAT different.
Out of Your Mind: You're all well and fucked out like a hentai stereotype. Basically, dick was too bomb.

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[Looking for Bigger/Biggest. Open to all options. He's definitely a size queen if his 'rival' is anything to go by.]

[ i'm thinking bigger, excess cum and ruined. anything else you wanna do? ]

[can i up it to biggest, add out of your mind, and too big (but it goes in anyways)]

[ somehow, red's managed to keep his pants on through this entire thing. his shirt was one of the first things to get taken off, but then he focused on blue, getting him buck naked and now he has him face down on the bed, ass in the air as he licks his hole. his hands are holding his cheeks apart as he works his tongue into him. he is very skilled at this. ]

[He's almost too skilled... has Red been with someone else? Hmph. He turns his head around a bit, letting out a little gasp when he feels that tongue inside of him.]

Good... that feels good...

[ he hums as he keeps at it, one hand coming around to start palming and stroking at his cock ]

[Oh this is good. This feels so good. His hand moves down to feel...

Huh. Is he grabbing leg too?]

I love your kisses...

[ Cloud's 5'7" and comes in Big & Bigger sizes. ]

(ooc: Long time no see! Up for Neo pushing her luck and getting Cloud extremely worked up and finding too little too late he's in the "bigger" category? :P)

( Heya! Good to seeya! That 100% works for me. )

Neo had been living with Cloud for some time. He had found her at her lowest and gave her a place to call home. His mission had become her mission and she was happy to be by his side. Though she didn't communicate that in so many words.

It did lead to her one problem however. While she flirted with many people the only person she was actually interested in never seemed to get the hint. Either that or he was flat out ignoring her advances. She was getting frustrated to the point of drastic measures.

While Cloud was sitting minding his own business he'd hear the clacking of Neo's shoes on the floor as she approached. If he looked he'd be in for an eyeful. Neo had put her long hair into two long twin-tails on either side of her head. Rather than her usually pants she was wearing an incredibly short skirt which with any motion forward or back revealed her pink panties. The last piece was the most blatant however. She wore a tight-fitting white shirt that bared her midriff that read simply "Grab my handlebars and ride me hard"

Before he really hard too much time to absorb it she came over to him and immediately straddled his lap. Looking up at him, she had the expression of a woman that refused to be ignored.

Suffice to say, Cloud never planned for many things in his life. Finding the silent girl at a real low point in life and having her become a big part of his? It became a blessing in disguise, as her ability to convey so much without so much as a word balanced his more serious demeanor out. She made him more talkative, never speaking for her but with her. One thing that didn't fly over his head (despite how he acted on the surface?) Was the way she would flirt with others. Cloud couldn't pinpoint when it happened, but he'd found himself falling for her.

His problem? Talking her flirtatious nature with everyone as a sign that he shouldn't pull that proverbial trigger. Never once giving Neo the cold shoulder, he also kept things respectful and platonic on the surface. If only she knew how many nights he'd spent alone, thoughts drifting to her as he stifled those increasingly vivid fantasies as best as he could. It's not about not wanting her; on the contrary, he wanted nothing more than to catch her flirting with him only for him to call her out on it. But everybody has a breaking point.

And as the click of her heels reaches his ears as he finished sorting papers from the week's delivery records, he already knew it was her. What he didn't know was the sight for sore eyes he was in for.

"Oh. Was just thinking of you." A beat, as he looks up from his papers and pushed his chair out from the table. "Do you feel like..."

Oh.

"Like..."

He's read the shirt, hugging her bust in the most inviting way possible as she wastes little time in straddling his lap. Cloud's breath hitches, nipping the inside of his cheek for a second, like he was testing if this were a dream. He's not the tallest man out there, but compared to Neo, he still holds a lot over her as she looks up at him. From this view though, it's impossible not to let his eyes reread her shirt again, or the way her full chest filled out the tight fabric so nicely. Her short skirt left little to the imagination either. And if Neo were to sit down fully?

"Hey..."

It wasn't going to take long for her to feel all that pent-up frustration in his pants, slowly swelling and getting harder. Meanwhile, his arms settle around the curve of her hips, hands dangerously close to getting a feel for her ass.

"Grab the handlebars, huh."

If this was a dream, nobody wake him up. Because thankfully for Neo, Cloud wasn't that dense. He's one nudge away from losing what little reason he has left.

Cloud was too damn polite for his own good. Though she supposes she's almost rewarding him for being such a dum-dum, but he was her dum-dum so she could forgive at least this once.

Neo shivers at his touch, it felt good to finally have it, especially when she felt him growing hard beneath her. Seeing as he wasn't shrinking away and every sign pointed him to enjoying this she decided to go full steam ahead.

She reaches up and grabs him by the back of the neck to pull him down and into a firm kiss on the lips. It's needy and insistent. At the same time she absolutely begins grinding down on that bulge she feels forming. It feels a little on the bigger side, but that must mean he's done getting hard, right?

Right at the time Neo grabbed the back of his neck, he's also finally pulled that proverbial trigger, both strong, larger hands grabbing her shapely ass over her skirt as he crushes his lips to hers. It's like an eruption of emotions, overflowing and leaving his whole body burning and throbbing with need. A need that he's suppressed for way too long. To say that he's 'pent up' was the understatement of the century by the time the shortstack was grinding insistently over the bulge in his pants.

Earning a heated groan that rumbles in the back of his throat, he sighs hotly between kisses, lips parting to grant her access while his hips give an instinctive roll. It's difficult to tell with his dark trousers on, but the only way she's going to figure out what she's in for is when it came time to let him out. Because one way or another, something he's kept to himself, unsuspected with his non-tight fitting clothes, there was still plenty for Neo to find out.

Neo lets out a gasp into the kiss, about one of the only sounds he has ever heard her make. This caught her off guard, she thought she might have to do a little more convincing. Instead she was getting exactly what she wanted very easily and it threw her off for a moment.

Soon though she's kissing him just as hard, she's wanted him all this time and now she finally had him. She was going to enjoy this as much as she could.

The roll of his hips brings her attention to between his legs again. She unzips his pants but doesn't release him any more than that. Instead she began to enthusiastically grind and bounce on that bulge in his boxers.

Of course what she assumed was that he was totally done growing and he'd be working him up. Maybe to an orgasm before he even got the chance to enter her, something to tease him about and get him back for making her take such drastic measure. What she didn't realize is he had plenty more to give and she was only working him up further.

She knows how to say a lot while speaking so little; that gasp into the kiss before was only lighting more sparks off inside of him. Had Neo attempted this sooner? She may have very well had to go the 'little more convincing' route to have made it this far. It's not like he didn't like her before this moment. In fact, as riled up as he'd become while suppressing it on the surface, it's a miracle that he didn't just lift her onto the table now and start grinding between her legs.

"Haa... Neo-" he pants between kisses when he can feel her unzipping his pants, only to have to suppress another deep groan when she starts bouncing on that swelling bulge in his boxers. Still, with the front of his pants open, it was some relief from before. He can feel her breasts rubbing against his chest, eliciting another heated sigh against her lips. It already feels so hot, everything spiraling out of control at an alarming rate. It would take a lot more than some teasing grinding to get him off, but that also meant there was still time for him to get fully aroused too. As she gets a feel for him, one of his hands lifts up the back of that miniskirt of hers, squeezing her ass harder than before.

If it weren't for his tongue in her mouth, he would have mentioned how nice it felt, the filter on his thoughts becoming a nonissue.

But as she bumps and grinds on his cock though...

"Mn-" He can feel it throbbing, thick and hard as it's pitching a tent against her crotch. More dangerously though, the buttons on the front of his boxers was straining, on the brink of popping. If she wasn't careful... "Neo..."

It's going to...

"Wait..."

Too late. With another roll of his hips, the front of his boxers pops open. Should Neo at any point lift her hips at all? She'd have the weight of his broad, monstrous cock tapping against her exposed midriff, up the length of her stomach as the bulbous tip was already glistening with precum.