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A MEME FOR THE SIZE QUEENS

aka a meme about how size can matter

There are plenty of memes about breasts, breast kink, and things like breast expansion. Now, the shoe's on the other foot, because sometimes, size does matter. Bigger can definitely be better. Let's cut to the chase: we're talking about big dicks. With prompts for both penis-holders and their partners, this meme is for those who like to go big or go home. Whether naturally well-hung, accidentally growing, or inhumanly...well, you know, there's a scene in the making here for everyone, from consensual to non-consensual to hot and unbelievably sexy to silly to just plain over the top.

How to Play

Comment with your character, your preferences, and a bit about what you want here, whether your character has the dick or you're cruising for dick'd partners. You want on the bigger size of normal? Giant? Non-human? Sluttification? What about the scene? What other kinks do you want to involve - dirty talk or talk about/emphasizing size (ie big cock fetish), rough sex, fluff, etc etc.
Reply to others.
RNG or not.

Size

Big: Nothing to turn a nose up to here, you're on the large size. That's putting it mildly.
Bigger: ...even the most experienced have probably never seen someone like you.
Biggest: Ridiculously oversized to the gi-fucking-gantic.

One

Natural: Baby, you were born this way. Your size is au naturale.
Accidental: Through magic or through science, you're getting big for your breeches.
Purposeful: Those spam emails about growing your penis totally worked.
Inhuman: You're not human, so neither is your cock. That can mean differences in size and in shape.
Futa: The obligatory futa option. 'Nuff said.
Boner: You can't help your arousal, nor can you hide it due to your size.
Secretly Cocky: No one would peg you for someone with a big dick, but you don't have to compensate. When all is revealed, you have a natural charisma.
Shy: Most would kill to be like you. On the other hand, you don't want to freak out any potential partners.
Inexperienced: Size isn't everything. You need to be taught how to use it.
TOO Big: Actually, penetration is out of the question because your partner is too small. Lucky for you, there's more than one way to approach sex.
Excess Cum: A big load's only natural from someone built like you. Still, "big" may be a pale word...
The Perfect Match: No one felt perfect for your cock until you met this person.
Growing: You're still growing - down there.
Prep: Sex comes with lots of extra steps for you, as you have to make sure your partner's ready.
Curious: Honestly, you're eager to know if your partner can take you.

The Other

First Time: This is your first time with this person and...wow. Wow. This is new.
Inexperienced: Isn't everyone this big? You don't know, you've never seen any dick except for this one.
Surprised: You had no idea about your partner's size and you're shocked.
Used to It: After being together for a while, you don't see their differences, you just see them.
Ruined: Intentionally or unintentionally, they've made it so no one else can please you ever again.
Best You Ever Had: Ah, this is incredible! You've never felt like this before.
Teasing: They're big, all right, but you still have all the power.
Intimidated: C-can you really fit that inside?
Ready to Impress: You can take them, and you'll show them just what you're made of.
Made for You: Speaking of being made, no one has ever brought you to orgasm before you met this person.
Hurts so Good: There's pain but it's mixed with so much pleasure.
Oral: Don't try to deep throat; you won't get very far.
Paizuri: AKA titfucking. Put the girls to work.
Feeling Tiny: Under them, you feel so small and that turns you on.
Inadequate: For the slash crowd, one party has a much, much, MUCH smaller penis. No hard feelings here, right?
No Big Deal: Eh, it's not THAT different.
Out of Your Mind: You're all well and fucked out like a hentai stereotype. Basically, dick was too bomb.

Threaded | Flat

[Alec is definitely a Bigger over here.]

[He's 6'1" but he could be either party.]

[ m/m. he's 5'3", so prob smaller! ]

[ Probably biggums but I'm open to whatever creative thing ]

[ For One:

5 only for canonmates, Lumine is probably still not the futa, but it's not off the table.
10 is iffy, but can be worked with for a sillier option.
14 doesn't sound particularly interesting.

For The Other:

13 is going to be hard with someone comically oversized as she's somewhat petite.
15 is obviously impossible unless paired with 5

Serious, hot and heavy kinky stuff is fine, or totally silly things. Whatever tones or prompts are used, just about anything is fine as long as it doesn't fall into the pit of failsex.]

(ooc | Actress is 5'5 so that's the height I'm going with. Big and bigger welcome. I'd prefer to avoid 4, 5, and 11, but otherwise fine with all options. )

(ooc | basic information ◎ permissions ◎ warnings ◎ contact info ◎ Cross canon/medium welcome.

About mid-5' and fit. I'd prefer to avoid 4, 5, and 11, but otherwise fine with all options. )

( he's 6'7" and grows even larger in his werewolf form, if that's something you're into. definitely the larger party. )

she's 5'9" pls ruin her. no interested in futa everything else is fair game, come at her with your freak alien or gigantic human dicks

Edited 2021-06-07 01:03 (UTC)

[ooc; 5'3".]

[ooc; 5'10".]

[ooc; 5'7".]

[ooc; 6'2".]

[ooc; 5'8".]

[ooc; 5'2".]

(Show only please)

(ooc: She'll be futa (5) for this. Open to any of the sizes for her. Leaning toward Accidental (2) as the cause and excessive cum (11) could be an added side effect. One idea is a scientist or magic type involved in the accident lets their curiosity (and hormones) drive them to do some hands on experimentation. Another could involve her being noticed with a boner (6) at an inopportune time after the accident. Any possibility could involve an aphrodisiac effect to give a little nudge.)

[He's 6'4" and built like a bull, especially below the waist.]

(( tallish (175) but scrawny esp compared to some of his peers... the smaller one! ))

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