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TEXTING MEME
You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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You may persuade infant disciples to cease mourning the sun.

( Justice and punishment, hereby served. )

They have nothing to wake them up at five in the morning and are getting punished for oversleeping, aren't they?

I will send little butterfly notes to all the baby Lan's and reassure their soft, tender hearts that the sun will be back, there's no need to fret.

They think it eaten.

What are you teaching those poor children, Lan Zhan? That monsters can gobble down the sun? Will they think a dragon appears from the moon, next?

Says to me, he who taught of male birthing.

And it seems you have forgotten the lesson! Do I need to repeat it? Lan Zhan, when two fathers love each other very, very much and wish for a little chubby-faced child they can plant into the radish fields and bury in bunnies, sometimes the gods bless them.

Eh, did I say love? I mean like. Tolerate. Deign to acknowledge, on passing.

Anyway. My poor hips were never the same after birthing a-Yuan. The truest tragedy: the loss of my shapely figure. No wonder why Lan Zhan refuses my acquaintance.

Remember yourself.

I knew you before all others.

Jiang Cheng knew me before all others.

But you didn't turn your back on me completely, so that's something.

All hailed is Jiang Wanyin.

Is that scorn I hear in the distance, coming from Gusu? Your words practically drip with it.

Apologies to Yunmeng Jiang.

Who are you and what have you done with Lan Zhan?

He lives.

With his back turned incompletely.

Ah, that's the only way he'd ever apologize to Yunmeng Jiang. I see, I see.

You do not.

By your leave.

Then explain to me, if I do not.

Jiang Wanyin was not first to 知 your 己.

Lan Zhan, you are unfair. Beyond unfair. You still wish to claim that, hmm?

Take a sword and claim it from me.

Ah Hanguang-Jun, I am no match for you! Remember my weak core.

Besides, whatever you might think, I know you and your secrets. Only fair I let you keep that.

How merciful.

One of us needs to be and it surely as hell isn't going to be you.

As Wei Ying knows me.

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