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shitglasses ([personal profile] shitglasses) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2020-04-06 12:39 pm

make some new cr. push some old cr in interesting places.



LIBRARY OF SECRETS
Maybe you're in a magical library, or maybe you're in a normal one, a bookshop, who knows. The wheres and whys are up to you. The important thing is this: you pull out a book.

Every book has a secret. So does every person. Pick a book up, and you'll find a secret within, and you'll find yourself compelled to follow a path only you can see, until you find the secret's holder. What a coincidence, they're in the same library, bookshop, cafe as you. Maybe it's fate.

In the end, you're left knowing something you shouldn't, about someone you're standing face-to-face with. What do you do?
  • Post your character to the meme. Include at least one secret of theirs in the toplevel. No blanks!
  • Respond in kind to those who tag you, and work out the embarrassment, anger, freedom or even joy that comes with your secret(s) being known.
  • Tag around see what unfolds!
strewth: bergara; scrubbing up. (with your parent's friends.)

[personal profile] strewth 2020-04-06 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[John rolls his eyes.] And what the hell're you planning on doing with it? You lot don't generally let the old tome sit on the shelf and rot.
cryptsleeper: (arrogantpire)

[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2020-04-07 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Guest register.

[He is far too serious about those two words. And ignoring the eyeroll.]
strewth: campbell; a green and pleasant land. (with casio)

[personal profile] strewth 2020-04-07 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
[John considers this, and decides he doesn't care. He murmurs something under his breath, and the book begins to smolder.]

[He then flips his companion the V and looks far too pleased with himself when the big witch in charge comes at him.]
I'll pay, luv, I'll pay.
cryptsleeper: (arrogantpire)

[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2020-04-07 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[The spell goes far too fast for Alucard to clamp down on the flames. Annoying for certain, but worse because setting fire to the merchandise is downright rude. He lets out a low, irritated noise at the ashes in his hand, but there's a greater point here.

He reaches onto the shelf where he had retrieved the previous book and pulls out a near identical volume. It means he misses that lovely wanker sign, and buys himself enough dignity to not shoot back the offer of reimbursement with with your bank account?

When he does look back, it's with no more annoyance than before. That much is practiced though.]


I assure you, I can cover the loss and provide an adequate explanation for the damage. I'd thank you not to ruin my second attempt to get a guest register though, sir.
strewth: fowler & taillefer; bad influences. (of the woman leaning on your neck)

[personal profile] strewth 2020-04-07 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
[John hands the woman a wad of cash from his coat like it's nothing, and turns away now that she's mollified.]

That evoked Aaetpio, you knob. It wouldn't work unless the book was touching something unholy.

[Far from being accusatory or angry, John smugly lights a cigarette.]
cryptsleeper: (arrogantpire)

[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2020-04-07 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
First of all, it's modified meaning it suits my purposes, second of all--

[Alucard licks his fingers, then reaches over to pinch the end of the cigarette.]

Are you really fool enough to be lighting a combustible object in an antiquarian book fair? Rude is already established.
strewth: campbell; quiet. (0004)

[personal profile] strewth 2020-04-07 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[John moves his head back, so his companion is left holding the cigarette. He empties the remaining lungful of smoke in the other man's face.]

[(Why is he so bloody tall?)]


The spell. I could give a wank what the book evoked. And you'll give me advice when I bloody ask for it.
cryptsleeper: (arrogantpire)

[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2020-04-07 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Because Dracula was EXTREMELY TALL and god bless those vampire genetics.]

Fortunately for you, I have zero interest in whatever your expertise is and I'd much rather be free of...[Alucard pauses so he can at least flick the damn cigarette in John's general direction. It lands rather sportingly on John's shoulder, which is what he'll call a victory.]

Whatever you wish to label this interaction. I've met plenty of worse non-human things with a better attitude.
strewth: campbell; a green and pleasant land. (in a high rise)

[personal profile] strewth 2020-04-07 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[After a point, you have to stand at the precipice of a decision and wonder at it. He's burnt a man's book, more less for being an arsehole. Is he curious about the rest? Yes. But is it really worth it to investigate?]

[Eh.]

[He shrugs.]
You're the one dancing about with magic books, mate. Don't seem very clever to me. Your life, though, whatever the Hell that is.
cryptsleeper: (arrogantpire)

[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2020-04-07 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
A matter which is private and my prerogative.

[Alucard starts to actually walk to the witch who's in charge of this particular stall, hoping that this might be the end.

Probably not.]


And again: you lit a cigarette in a book fair. That is the precise and exact opposite of clever.
strewth: campbell; a green and pleasant land. (in the booth)

[personal profile] strewth 2020-04-07 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
And you're a stroppy arse. [He shrugs, as though to say 'win some, lose some', before turning to leave.]
cryptsleeper: (impale with great prejudice)

[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2020-04-07 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
[This part Alucard's actually pointed about switching to old Romanian for.] Worse than dealing with the Belmont the first time.

[But he then turns his attention to actually making his purchase. Apologizing for the destruction and insisting on repaying rather than letting that rude man do the same, and honestly it's less about the money and more about building trust. The whole thing is five minutes of polite conversation, and he walks away with the purchase wrapped in brown paper with protective spells on the other side.]