acascuse: (Default)
aca-scuse me(me) ([personal profile] acascuse) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2020-01-21 01:33 am

👉🏻👌🏻💦



the phone sex + sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

shootingstarz: (pic#13668070)

[personal profile] shootingstarz 2020-01-22 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
No worries. I figured it was best instead of you trying to go back home.
flyboytwopointoh: (I've been dancing with your ghost)

[personal profile] flyboytwopointoh 2020-01-22 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
At least we didn't have sex.

You're attractive. But it would be weird.
flyboytwopointoh: (Caught up in all I've done)

[personal profile] flyboytwopointoh 2020-01-22 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Dear Ben, open mouth insert foot.

I'm going back to my room to sleep off the rest of this.
shootingstarz: (pic#13674961)

[personal profile] shootingstarz 2020-01-22 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Ppromised I kept my hands to myself.

And that sounds like your best bet. You hit the floor pretty hard last night.
flyboytwopointoh: (Whatever it takes)

[personal profile] flyboytwopointoh 2020-01-22 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Do we need to revisit this when I'm sober?

This doesn't damage our friendship. I promise.
shootingstarz: (pic#13683150)

[personal profile] shootingstarz 2020-01-22 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Good.

And easy on the spice next time.
flyboytwopointoh: (Of bowing to false kings)

[personal profile] flyboytwopointoh 2020-01-22 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah yeah.

If I'm not out of my room in three hours. Come collect me.
flyboytwopointoh: (Cut by my love cut till I bleed)

[personal profile] flyboytwopointoh 2020-01-22 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
If you see my Mom, tell her you don't know where I am.
shootingstarz: (pic#13674961)

[personal profile] shootingstarz 2020-01-22 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
I was gonna do that anyways.
shootingstarz: (pic#13668062)

[personal profile] shootingstarz 2020-01-22 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Np.

P.S. you grabbed my ass.
shootingstarz: (pic#13683150)

[personal profile] shootingstarz 2020-01-22 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
No worries.

Spice does things.
flyboytwopointoh: (I see that all this must end)

[personal profile] flyboytwopointoh 2020-01-22 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'm never coming out of my room.
shootingstarz: (pic#13668061)

[personal profile] shootingstarz 2020-01-22 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Calm down. Its fine.

I have a very nice ass.
flyboytwopointoh: (Leave the body and my soul to be a part)

[personal profile] flyboytwopointoh 2020-01-22 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
I'll take your word for it. I don't remember grabbing it.
shootingstarz: (pic#13683150)

[personal profile] shootingstarz 2020-01-22 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Again its fine.
flyboytwopointoh: (A warning to the people the good and the)

[personal profile] flyboytwopointoh 2020-01-22 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Fine is a broad term though.
shootingstarz: @buckybear (pic#13668071)

[personal profile] shootingstarz 2020-01-22 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
what do you want me to say?
flyboytwopointoh: (We will never see the truth around)

[personal profile] flyboytwopointoh 2020-01-22 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
I have no idea.
shootingstarz: (pic#13674961)

[personal profile] shootingstarz 2020-01-22 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright