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bakerstreet2017-12-17 02:05 am
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Midnight Texting

The Midnight Texting Meme It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? ● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed |
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Iggy? hypothetically
[That's it. The message ends there.]
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Hypothetically, Prompto?
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Unrelatedly, how much does it normally cost to replace an oven?
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What variety are we referring to, precisely? A standard conventional oven? A specialized piece of equipment?
The one in Noct's kitchen, perhaps?
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I...see. Can you tell me what happened to it, precisely? With slightly more specificity than "it blew up", or somesuch.
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Soooo you know how there's a self-cleaning feature?
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Anyway I put some foil down on the bottom of the oven so I could make one of those frozen pizzas without getting burnt melted cheese caked down there and then I kind of left the foil in when I turned on the self-cleaner? and that was bad.
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The first thing to do is remain calm. It's entirely possible that it looks worse than it is in practicality.
The plate at the bottom of an oven is typically removable. Is the oven cool enough that you'll not harm yourself? If so, see if it will detach.
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What do I do after I get the plate out?
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Iggy thank you so much you're a lifesaver!!! m(。≧Д≦。)m if i ever have children you can have my firstborn if you want, I'm serious
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[He's probably being humorous but also it is VERY EARLY in the morning.]
...We would have taken care of it, you realize. In the worst case scenario of an unsalvageable oven.
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Fortunately, it doesn't sound as though such extreme measures will be necessary.
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thanks to you! o(〃^▽^〃)o
Sorry for waking you up, your next coffee's on me okay?
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But if the crisis is summarily averted, then yes, I'll thank you to allow me to return to sleep.
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