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[ misfires, shitposting, for serious sexting are all valid forms of currency here. ]

[ No words. No quippy comments. To be fair, Ward isn't even the one that's sending her the photo, though it is coming from her phone. It's just a photo of Ward in work out pants and black muscle tank, fists wrapped as he goes at the punching bag. ]

[ Because it ended up so sneakily sent to her, it isn't something that immediately pings on her radar until it does, because for once she isn't glued to her phone for whatever reason - blame a mission - and has she mentioned how incredibly hot she finds her multiple question marks boyfriend multiple question marks? Skye's pretty sure she is underselling how much this is the case. ]

Wait. I'm sorry.
Is this a thirst trap?
Who taught you how to take a thirst trap?!
You're like, a step away from using a flip phone most days.

[ Fitz may have helped him out a little for upping his game. Fitz may also have been the one to take the photo because he'd been talking to Ward when it had been taken. Even if you can't tell he's talking at all during it. ]

You may have to explain thirst trap to me.
Or show me an example.
I'm above a flip phone... ever sense Fitz stole my old one and threw it away and forced me onto this non-flippy one.

A thirst trap is a picture that makes someone want to have sex with you or makes them thirsty about you.
THAT was a thirst trap.
Gym selfies work sometimes too.

[ Her next response takes a little bit since she's obviously changing what she was wearing and fluffs her hair a little, making it so loose waves fall along her shoulders and sets her phone up to go off after a timer a few times before she picks the attached image she ends up sending him. ]

This is also a thirst trap.

Aha. So you're saying that me working out got you all hot and bothered.

[ He was going to ask if he should come find her and fix that. Though it's probably a good thing she can't see him when he opens that photo. ]

Competely understanding now.
Where are you?

Yeah, but you knew that.
You know there’s a reason why a lot of my training is with May these days.

[ It might have started because he was working towards earning back a spot on the team ( or good will with the others, since she’d remained hopeful about it for them both ) but then it would turn into a necessity at times due to distraction and May showing her different fighting styles as well. ]

What, you don’t wanna come see if you can’t find me all on your own?
I managed that in one of our bunks.

Because we get distracted and then all I want to do is get you in the shower? Yeah, I'm aware.

[ He knows she still learns when they spar, and it keeps her on her toes, but it's hard not to get distracted when you're gripping, flipping, and pinning the other person. ]

Maybe I'm asking for a hint. You already knew where I was.
Did you now...

I think YOU get a lot more distracted than me.
I am a professional, Ward.

[ She actually bursts out laughing after she types that because they both know if anyone is the professional, it’s him. Skye is the one who ends up backing into him while running through a move where she doesn’t need to be THAT CLOSE to him or as directly against his chest like she is. ]

Looks like you’ll have to figure out which bunk it is.

That sounds like a challenge, Skye.
Care to meet me on the mat later to find out?

[ And of course it wouldn't be a fair fight, because he'd be trying to prove that she gets distracted faster, more. But that's definitely a double edged play, really. ]

mmm I will. And have started hunting.

It’s not…not a challenge, if that’s what you’re asking.
You’re on. I’m getting faster now too since training more with May.

[ It’s equal parts flirting and also wanting to show her the progress she’s making in her training now that she’s not training with him all the time. So taking it to the mats might not be a bad idea. ]

And you’d know if I tried to slip out of one bunk to sneak into the other at this point.

It might have been.
Have you now? I think I need to see that.

[ There's no jealousy or worry about May training her. Honestly, it does her good to see two different fighting styles, which in the long run is to her benefit. He and May fight very differently. So he would love to see what she's learned. ]

Because I'll be able to hear and see you.

You will, when we're on the mats later.
Showing how professional we are.

[ The fact that May can teach her moves that even Natasha freakin' Romanoff uses was a pretty high reason she doesn't mind that some of her training has shifted over to being with May. It's an added bonus that she can now use these moves to show Ward that she's becoming a more accomplished, well rounded agent. ]

Sure, unless I took that picture earlier and switched bunks before I sent it.

[ She's bluffing. ]

Mmmhmm professional and seeing if you are fast enough to get the upperhand.
Think you can pin me this time?

[ He means that in the most professional way, of course. Obviously. ]

But did you think that far ahead?

We can see best two out of three, just in case I don't get it on the first try.

[ She's not sloppy about her training anymore. With how seriously she takes it, she wants to do it right. ]

Maybe I waited a little while after seeing your picture before I decided I was sending you one.

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Best two out of three it is. I'm nothing if not fair.

[ He can't say he doesn't admire her push to train, to put the work in. Even if they can occasionally get distracted. ]

Mmhmm so you had to plan and plot it all out, try and keep a step ahead of me then?

You say that now, wait until I start thinking outside of the box and I've pinned you twice.

[ There might be a higher dedication to her training than before, but she's still scrappy. It means she's willing to fight a little dirty if it means she can get the upper hand. ]

Maybe I was looking at that picture a little longer than you thought, I could've had a lot of time while you were busy to plan this out.

I'm not giving it back, Mack. I'll come all the way to Triskelion just to flip you off with it still on my finger.

[ She realized with slight horror who she'd sent that to by mistake. Her fault for putting 'SHIELD' on everything. ]

Hi! You can ignore that.

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i had to do this misfire after the other day LOL