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I don't want to be in love, I don't want to be in love

EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Be for real. Be so for real right now. We won't judge.
how to play
I. Answer the question IC-ly in your top level.
II. Has your character ever been in love before? Yes, no, maybe so? Give us all the details.
III. Repliers will
Airi Kanzaki | Original | OTA
[ Maybe keep walking, curious stranger. Surely nothing good could come from inquiring after such a response issued in her usual monotone while wearing such an expression. ]
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[ Incredible. ]
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Or like you're in imminent danger! You're familiar with that one, right?
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[ She almost sighs, dis... appointed? Disappointed. ]
It wasn't that.
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[ Or multiple compound favors, but that's her business. Funny how they fall into her hands sometimes, though. Just walking to the locker room can be lucrative. ]
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So what do you get up to?
10,000 time units later...
[ ... ]
I'm an officer in the Japan Bureau of Paranormal Defense and Affairs. I put down monsters.
It's all gravy really!
You 'put down' monsters, huh. For a nice little nap? C'mon, own it.
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[ Oh, sir. Do not try this one, sir. What she says next, she says matter of factly: ]
I subjugate, slay, slaughter, kill, and effectively end the life and possibility of unlife of a particular type of monster called youma, who would take my people's lives, hearts, and souls otherwise.
[ And there it is, a smile, slight and sharp enough to cut a hair into many pieces. ]
I'm very good at what I do.
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[ Eyebrow waggle, without an eyebrow. ] That's more like it, just gotta gently cut off that tailend justification at the end there and nobody would ever know you felt even a little bad about it!
I'm pretty good at what I do, too.
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And that is?
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I'm taking a few wild guesses here!
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Anyway I guess it depends, but I'll try to give you a better answer than that.
You've got "monster, A", the freakish, aberrant kind who's born weird and everybody knows it. They couldn't help what they are, even if they wanted to. They'll be alone forever, even in a crowded room. They might hurt people without meaning to, or they might be in situations where they need to hurt people.
Then you've got "monster, B", the kind people talk about when they put morals to actions. This is beings that hurt people when they don't need to, or like doing it.
Then you've got "monster, C", both of the above. Maybe started out A and ended up B, maybe mostly A and a little B. Maybe mostly B and a little A, but at that point A matters less and less, only the starting point changes.
The problem is most of these everyday specks of sentience think A doesn't deserve to exist, B and A are identical, and C doesn't exist either.
Everybody's a B Movie Monster to them.