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bakerstreet2025-05-18 12:45 am
oneholysock) wrote in bakerstreet2025-05-18 12:45 am
midnight texting
The Midnight Texting Meme It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? ● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed |
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well. we'll have to time our showers close together, then.
now that we have new towels and mine isn't getting asswiped.
i. i don
yes, i see how that
you're not nobody to me.
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Asswiped?
Thank you.
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the towels got monogrammed after the whole laundry issue
except my middle name is sally.
sure you can figure that one out.
thanks for working at this with me.
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That's terrible, I'm sorry.
Of course.
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not sure which option was worse.
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He would legally change his name to that if it occurred to him, I think.
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though they are questioning the legality of our citizenships.
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Why they would think I had bothered trying to come to this country as a legal citizen is extremely confusing.
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if they try to deport me back to argentina, you're welcome to come with.
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If they try to deport you back to Argentina... well, we will burn that bridge if we come to it.
If they try to send me back to Russia... I would not inflict that on you. They are just going to put a bullet in my head, so.
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i made sure argentina wasn't one of the countries i'm wanted in.
there's some waterfalls there, very lovely on the brochures. i was supposed to go with my parents for my birthday.
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Lucky I am not that attached to my supposedly motherland. There was no avoiding being labeled a traitor to them.
That does sound very lovely. When's your birthday?
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technically my family is all from england and i probably have some estranged relatives there that i've never met, but they lost me at mushy peas.
november 2
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That is a very valid reason for estrangement.
Noted. [Good luck, Ava.]
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also just. you know. nothing in common. why seek them out.
... yours? i know you don't know the real date. but is there one you've picked?
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... I think I would. If I had anything to go on. But who knows.
No. I don't want one.
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yeah? i just feel like it's a lot to dump on normal people, showing up out of the blue with problems they'll never understand. just because we share some fraction of dna. they're better off not knowing.
is there any day that is important to you?
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I would like to know which it was. If I was ever - well. It does not matter. I never will.
Not in any particularly happy ways.