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one holy sock ([personal profile] oneholysock) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-05-18 12:45 am

midnight texting


The Midnight Texting Meme

It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Do they need help hiding a body??? Pick up your phone and find out!

Rules:

● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed
● Tag others
● Have fun!

ciadirector: (you should see my stand up)

whack a mole

[personal profile] ciadirector 2025-05-18 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I told Bob just now you said yes. What happened to second chances?

I was SHIELD before the CIA. What's your next difference?
endof_theline: (sTf8XfJ)

[personal profile] endof_theline 2025-05-18 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
When he's ready. You've had a second chance, Val. And a third and a fourth and fifth.

They werent Avengers. They were more like an oversight committee.
ciadirector: (c-span's favorite guest star)

[personal profile] ciadirector 2025-05-18 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Sixth time is the charm!

I'll take that as a yes, I do oversight.
endof_theline: (17844442)

[personal profile] endof_theline 2025-05-18 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Prove it.

Still not Avengers.
ciadirector: (you are all so adorable)

she's going to need a 7th

[personal profile] ciadirector 2025-05-18 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, who should I avenge?

Sounds like a flexible title to me. Maybe I should I ask the source.
endof_theline: (17829119)

He knows 🫠

[personal profile] endof_theline 2025-05-18 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not how it works.

Go ahead. Fury's gonna laugh in your face.
ciadirector: (your hair is fine)

[personal profile] ciadirector 2025-05-18 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Well how does it work, Mr. 2 Time Avenger?

Maybe it'll get me a free bottomless mimosa.

[ She's going to have a massive hangover tomorrow at this rate. ]
endof_theline: (17839782)

[personal profile] endof_theline 2025-05-18 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Try helping instead of harming for starters. Might want to work on the lying and the manipulation too. And no parties with Mayor Fisk.

You're just gonna drink your way through this, huh.
ciadirector: (tulsi gabbard allegations 4/4)

[personal profile] ciadirector 2025-05-18 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I help all the time. I just changed the power towel roll.
[ Attached gif. ]
Oh so I can't have friends now?

I'm doing a pretty good job of turning this place into a dry bar.
endof_theline: (17838763)

[personal profile] endof_theline 2025-05-18 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Congratulations. Maybe step it up a little.
He's not your friend. He's someone you want to keep in your pocket.

The hair place?


[That, he knows.]
ciadirector: (i have the better bob)

[personal profile] ciadirector 2025-05-18 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine, I won't leave the empty toilet papers rolls.
Acquaintances, then. I have other friends.

We go to the same hair salon?
endof_theline: (17842065)

[personal profile] endof_theline 2025-05-19 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
What's with you and paper rolls? Is that really all you can do?
Like who?

I know what it is. I don't go there.
ciadirector: (Default)

[personal profile] ciadirector 2025-05-20 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
No, I have plenty of skills, but a little appreciation for the housework would be nice.
[ The paper towels the only chore she does. ]
Zemo.

Why not? I think you could use a new hairdo.
endof_theline: (17839783)

[personal profile] endof_theline 2025-05-20 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
I bet you get Mel to do it.
Try again.

There's nothing wrong with my hairdo.
ciadirector: (capitão américa do camelô)

[personal profile] ciadirector 2025-05-20 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
She was already in the kitchen.
Joey.

A little gel wouldn't hurt.
Edited 2025-05-20 02:59 (UTC)