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one holy sock ([personal profile] oneholysock) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-05-18 12:45 am

midnight texting


The Midnight Texting Meme

It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Do they need help hiding a body??? Pick up your phone and find out!

Rules:

● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed
● Tag others
● Have fun!

endof_theline: (17838292)

[personal profile] endof_theline 2025-05-18 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
What's going on in the kitchen?
immaterialgirl: (pic#17847737)

[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-18 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
it's covered in mysterious white powder and glass.
endof_theline: (17070301)

[personal profile] endof_theline 2025-05-18 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
This isn't one of those pegging things, is it?
immaterialgirl: (pic#17847750)

[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-18 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
well whoever did it certainly didn't stick around
do you think we need to call in hazmat
endof_theline: (17838308)

[personal profile] endof_theline 2025-05-18 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Do we really have to?
it probably wont kill me, so.

I can try and check it out.
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[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-18 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[it's just flour but... Ava does not do enough cooking to recognize a baking disaster.]

it's all in the air so it must have been recent.
bob's cucumber trick didn't work.
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[personal profile] endof_theline 2025-05-18 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Alright.
I'm going in.

If anything happens to me, spread my ashes in Brooklyn.
immaterialgirl: (pic#17847750)

[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-18 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
don't inhale.

but mind grabbing me the pop-tarts while you're in there?
endof_theline: (3efjlay)

[personal profile] endof_theline 2025-05-18 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'll try not to.

What if they get infected?
immaterialgirl: (pic#17847745)

[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-18 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
the bravest of us all.

they're in a wrapper, it's fine.
endof_theline: (17841337)

[personal profile] endof_theline 2025-05-18 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
So far so good. Approaching the substance.

You're right. I see the Poptarts too.
immaterialgirl: (pic#17847707)

[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-18 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
does it seem like anthrax? maybe you should taste it.

the blueberry. not those gross watermelon ones. i don't know who keeps buying those.
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[personal profile] endof_theline 2025-05-18 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
You WANT me to taste anthrax? I'm starting to feel like this is a setup.

Watermelon? Now I know you're lying.
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[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-18 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
you said it wouldn't kill you!
aren't you immune to all those things with your superior metabolism?

honestly they're worse than the anthrax probably is.
endof_theline: (17841337)

[personal profile] endof_theline 2025-05-18 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I've never tried anthrax before, I'm just assuming! I mean- I hope so.

I believe you.
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[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-18 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
not sure why anyone would contaminate the kitchen like that
i mean i knew we weren't all that popular but that's a weird assassination attempt.

just trying to save you from the same mistakes i made.
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[personal profile] endof_theline 2025-05-19 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
It had to be one of us, because no one else has clearance to get in here. Mel was very serious about that.

Thanks for the tip.
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[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-19 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
unless a 'fan' sent a package
is anyone checking the mail

[her paranoid tendencies will have her think of anything but the obvious.]

that's what teammates are for, right
endof_theline: (17838292)

[personal profile] endof_theline 2025-05-19 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Mel goes through all the mail. She doesn't let fan packages come through without security checking them. It's not like we've gotten a lot.

Absolutely.
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[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-20 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
ah. i don't get any. so i didn't know.

so what's it looking like in there? how much of a disaster?
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[personal profile] endof_theline 2025-05-20 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
We got one addressed to the whole team last week.

Pretty big. It's everywhere. I'm gonna smell it, and then taste it.
If anything happens to me, I have a cat in my room.
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[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-21 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
we did? what was it?

i didn't stick around to look for clues, even the cucumber trick wasn't helping.
... since when did you have a cat?
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[personal profile] endof_theline 2025-05-21 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
It was a drawing of the team. I put it up on the fridge. You didn't see it?

It tastes like- flour? But it's slightly... chalkier?

Uh. I've always had one, actually.
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[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-22 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
people need to stop putting things they want me to see on the fridge... no. i've been eating those spaghetti-os from costco. [right out of the can, so convenient.]

why would somebody mix chalk in with the flour?

oh. does it just not come out?
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[personal profile] endof_theline 2025-05-22 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe we need a better place. Like an attention board somewhere. What else did you miss?

I have no idea. But I'm not dead yet so that's good.

She does sometimes. But she sneaks.

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