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midnight texting

The Midnight Texting Meme It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? ● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed |
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do you think we need to call in hazmat
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it probably wont kill me, so.
I can try and check it out.
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it's all in the air so it must have been recent.
bob's cucumber trick didn't work.
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I'm going in.
If anything happens to me, spread my ashes in Brooklyn.
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but mind grabbing me the pop-tarts while you're in there?
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What if they get infected?
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they're in a wrapper, it's fine.
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You're right. I see the Poptarts too.
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the blueberry. not those gross watermelon ones. i don't know who keeps buying those.
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Watermelon? Now I know you're lying.
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aren't you immune to all those things with your superior metabolism?
honestly they're worse than the anthrax probably is.
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I believe you.
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i mean i knew we weren't all that popular but that's a weird assassination attempt.
just trying to save you from the same mistakes i made.
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Thanks for the tip.
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is anyone checking the mail
[her paranoid tendencies will have her think of anything but the obvious.]
that's what teammates are for, right
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Absolutely.
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so what's it looking like in there? how much of a disaster?
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Pretty big. It's everywhere. I'm gonna smell it, and then taste it.
If anything happens to me, I have a cat in my room.
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i didn't stick around to look for clues, even the cucumber trick wasn't helping.
... since when did you have a cat?
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It tastes like- flour? But it's slightly... chalkier?
Uh. I've always had one, actually.
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why would somebody mix chalk in with the flour?
oh. does it just not come out?
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I have no idea. But I'm not dead yet so that's good.
She does sometimes. But she sneaks.
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