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bakerstreet2025-05-04 06:16 pm
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the shippy & smutty questions meme: consoldiated
It's a question meme about love and relationships (and sex). Self-explanatory, right?
Rules:
♡ Comment with your character. If your character is underage, not sexually active, or you are simply uninterested in smut or uncomfortable with those questions, feel free to opt out! Respect preferences.
♡ Tag other characters with questions from the list you want them to answer.
♡ Answer your own questions!
♡ That's it.
It's a question meme about love and relationships (and sex). Self-explanatory, right?
Rules:
♡ Comment with your character. If your character is underage, not sexually active, or you are simply uninterested in smut or uncomfortable with those questions, feel free to opt out! Respect preferences.
♡ Tag other characters with questions from the list you want them to answer.
♡ Answer your own questions!
♡ That's it.
1. Are you single?
2. How many people have you dated?
3. Are you a good kisser?
4. How many people have you kissed?
5. Who was your first kiss?
6. Who was your first crush?
7. Do you have a crush on anyone right now?
8. Have you ever had a celebrity crush?
9. What about a crush on a fictional character?
10. Are you good at flirting?
11. Tell us your best pick-up line.
12. How did your last relationship end?
13. What's the worst date you've ever been on?
14. What's the best date you've ever been on?
15. What's your weirdest romantic experience?
16. Describe your perfect date.
17. Which of the following would you rather do on a date: go hiking, go to a theme park, go to a museum, enjoy a romantic candlelit dinner, or stay home and cuddle under a blanket?
18. Do you enjoy cuddling?
19. Do you like long walks on the beach?
20. Do you prefer receiving chocolate, flowers, or jewelry?
21. What kind of gift would you like to receive from a lover?
22. What kind of gift would you give the person you love?
23. Have you ever received homemade chocolate?
24. Have you ever received a love letter?
25. Have you ever received a love confession?
26. How would you confess your love?
27. How would you propose?
28. Do you want to get married someday?
29. Describe your dream wedding.
30. Describe your ideal honeymoon.
31. Would you ever consider an arranged marriage?
32. Would you ever marry for money?
33. Would you date outside your social class?
34. Would you ever date a nonhuman?
35. Would you prefer an older partner or a younger one?
36. Would you prefer a partner who's wild and spontaneous, or steadfast and reliable?
37. Which is more important: humor or intelligence?
38. Do you prefer men or women?
39. How important are looks when it comes to attraction?
40. What's your favorite body part on a man/woman?
41. Which physical traits do you find appealing?
42. What about personality traits?
43. Would you rather date someone who's similar to you, or someone very different?
44. Describe your ideal partner.
45. Do you ever fantasize about being swept off your feet?
46. What about sweeping someone else off theirs?
47. Do you enjoy fairytale romances?
48. What are your thoughts on Romeo and Juliet?
49. Have you ever had a forbidden love?
50. Would you be willing to rebel against society for love?
51. Are you someone who prefers to stay quiet about your relationships, or do you want everyone to know?
52. Are you comfortable giving physical affection?
53. What about receiving?
54. How do you feel about PDA?
55. How do you feel about pet names?
56. Do you consider yourself clingy?
57. Is clinginess a turn-on or a turn-off?
58. Would you rather hear "I want you" or "I need you"?
59. Does love conquer all?
60. Do you believe in soulmates?
61. Do you believe in love at first sight?
62. Are you someone who falls in love easily?
63. Have you ever had feelings for a friend?
64. Where do you draw the line between friendship and romance?
65. If you had to date one of your friends, colleagues or co-workers, who would you choose?
66. Have you ever had feelings for more than one person at the same time?
67. What are your thoughts on polyamory?
68. Do you use dating apps?
69. Do you prefer casual dating, or serious relationships only?
70. Do you think you could handle a long-distance relationship?
71. Have you ever been in unrequited love?
72. Has someone else ever had unrequited feelings for you?
73. Have you ever had your heart broken?
74. Have you ever broken someone else's heart?
75. Is it better to love and lose, or to never love at all?
SEXY QUESTIONS —
1. What's a guaranteed way to turn you on?
2. Are you good at dirty talk or bad at it?
3. What would you like to see your partner in?
4. What would you be willing to wear for your partner?
5. Do you like it rough, wild, or gentle?
6. Are you the type to do a one-night stand, or not?
7. What's your favorite sexy scene from a movie?
8. Where's the naughtiest place you've done it?
9. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?
10. What are your thoughts on foreplay?
11. Do you like the lights on or off during sex?
12. Are you a top or bottom?
13. What's the first thing you noticed about me?
14. Do you prefer making out or cuddling?
15. Have you ever pictured me naked?
16. Do I make you nervous?
17. When was the last time you have a dirty dream?
18. How high is your sex drive?
19. Have you ever played strip poker?
20. Have you ever slept with anyone and then regretted it?
21. What do you wear to bed?
22. When did you lose your virginity?
23. What position do you feel is overrated?
24. What's something non-sexual that turns you on?
25. Last dirty text you sent?
26. Have you ever been caught having sex before?
27. How many people have you had sex with?
28. What is your favorite position?
29. Would you rather have car sex or shower sex?
30. What would you do if we were alone together?
31. Want to play never-have-I-ever?
32. Do you prefer giving or receiving?
33. Does the idea of partner-swapping make you feel jealous, turned on, or both?
34. What's a dirty secret of yours?
35. Do you own any toys?
36. Are your more likely to use toys on yourself or others?
37. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
38. Do you watch porn?
39. When it comes to BDSM, how far have you gone? How far would you go?
40. Have you joined the mile high club?
41. Would you say you’re kinky?
42. What was your most embarrassing sexual experience?
43. Do you prefer to take control or be submissive?
44. Quickie or marathon session?
45. What’s your favorite time of day to have sex?
46. Do you prefer eye contact or not during sex?
47. Would you say you have any fetishes?
48. What makes someone a boring person when it comes to the bedroom?
49. Is laughing in the bedroom okay with you, or do you prefer keeping things serious?
50. What's the farthest you've gone on a first date?
51. Have you ever taken someone’s virginity? Would you?
52. Are there any songs that get you in the mood?
53. Handcuffs or feathers?
54. Have you walked in on someone?
55. Have you ever gotten turned on at work?
56. What sexual activity do you think is underrated?
57. What's your definition of amazing sex?
58. If you could have sex with any celebrity, who would it be?
59. What do you look like, and sound like, when sex feels good for you?
60. What do you think about when you masturbate?
61. What would an erotic vacation look like for you?
62. Have you ever fantasized about someone else while having sex?
63. Which do you like more—sending dirty texts, or dirty talk in person?
64. Which would you like more—to be in control, or to be dominated?
65. Can you describe the last time you got turned on in public?
66. Have you ever slept with someone you work with?
67. Do you get tired after sex?
68. Do you like to kiss during sex?
70. What’s the shortest time it’s ever taken for you to have an orgasm?
71. Do you have a crazy one-night stand story? What happened?
72. Does size matter?
73. How often do you get complimented after the action for being so good?
74. Do you think you're good?
75. How long have you ever gone on a dry spell?
76. What part of your body gets complimented the most?
77. Have you ever done it with more than one person at different times within 24 hours?
78. Have you ever faked and orgasm? Would you?
79. Have you ever hooked up with someone just because you wanted a favor or something in return?
80. What's something you've always wanted to try?
81. Who do you feel is the best kisser you have ever had in your life so far?
82. Do you like being nibbled or slightly bitten while at it? Where on your body do you feel it the most?
83. What is your most favorite type of sex? Slow, dominating, aggressive, rough, smooth, fast…?
84. Have you ever recorded anything before?
85. Have you ever had a threesome?
86. Do you like to call your partner names in bed?
87. Do you like to initiate, or do you prefer to let others make the first move?
88. What are your limits in the bedroom?
89. Do you have a safe word?
90. Do you wish you could change anything about your body?
91. What do you find sexy in a partner?
92. How do you like to be touched?
93. Would you rather watch or be watched?
94. Have you ever hooked up with your teacher/professor? Would you?
95. Have you ever gotten oral while driving?
96. Would you ever let yourself be blindfolded?
97. What’s your most-watched porn category?
98. Do older or younger partners turn you on more?
99. What naughty dream have you had recently?
100. How do you feel about giving oral?
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Yeah, same.
[ He's just looking at her for a few moments. ]
For what it's worth, anybody who tried to change you was a total dumbass.
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Still, in spite of the icy clump of worry in her stomach, he makes her laugh. ]
I mean... I don't disagree, but you haven't exactly seen me at my worst yet.
[ Which probably makes it a bad idea to say the next thing that comes out of her mouth, but it just... happens. ]
But... uh, so far, how am I doing with those things you said?
[ She can't really hold his gaze, settling for just a shy glance before focusing very intently on her shoes instead. ]
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Yo...all that? That was kinda about you already.
[ A small, almost shy laugh escapes, like he’s surprised he even said it. ]
Y'know, confidence and bein’ real and makin’ me feel like I can just... be myself? That wasn’t just random shit, Selina.
[ Something in Jesse wonders if he should leave it there, but he's never been good at impulse control. ]
You make me feel like. I dunno, you actually listen instead of just waitin’ for your turn to talk. And even if you don’t say anything, you don’t make me feel dumb for sayin' too much.
[ He pauses, heart beating a little faster, but he pushes through it. He lets the adrenaline guide him as he takes a step towards her. ]
So, yeah. You’re doin’ pretty damn good, if you wanna know.
[ Jesse reaches out to gently grab onto her upper arms, just firmly enough to get her attention, and he ducks his head down a little, urging her to look at him. ]
Like, dangerously good.
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And, because sometimes they're just too damn similar for their own good, of course that same fear is in her too, that if he knew everything, he wouldn't be saying this.
That maybe somewhere down the line, he'll feel like she betrayed him by letting him get in so deep.
For once, she doesn't try to hide that fear when she looks up at him, her expression every bit as vulnerable as she's feeling, and she is grateful for his hands on her arms, their solid warmth keeping her grounded. ]
Dangerous how?
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Dangerous like... [ Jesse's voice trails off, like he’s searching for the right words. His right hand loosens on her bicep and slides up until the pad of his thumb rests on the ridge of her jawline, the slightest upward pressure there to make sure her eyes meet his. ] I catch myself thinkin’ about you when I shouldn’t be. Like when shit’s messy, or dark, or I’m pissed off at the world. But you’re there...making all that heavy shit feel lighter.
[ He glances away briefly, like saying it out loud makes him nervous, but then looks back at her with intent, swallowing down his fear. He comes with baggage and, while he's let her in on that here and there, there's so much that she doesn't know. So much that he doesn't even know how to begin to tell her about. ]
Dangerous like, I could fall for you way too easy, and that kinda freaks me out. I'm, uh...I'm sort of used to fucking everything up and...I really, really don't wanna do that here.
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Her heart is racing, the rush of blood loud in her ears as she looks into Jesse's eyes, sees him fight back his fear for her sake.
She can do it too. She has to, because if she runs now she'll be doing to him the exact thing she's so stupidly afraid that he will do. Leaving him alone and hurting just when he dropped his guard to let her see right to his heart.
So she takes a deep, kind of shaky breath, and tries to find the right words to say in the chaotic jumble of her thoughts. ]
I've... lost a lot. People, things... My whole life's kind of been that way. So I kind of try to... I don't know, keep a bit of distance, I guess? So it won't hurt so much. Doesn't always work though. Really hasn't been working with you, and I'm freaking out a bit too because I don't want it to work anymore. Because... I could fall too, and even just thinking about you makes me want to just... let go. Let it happen. And it's kind of scaring the shit out of me.
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Yeah. I know. I'm scared, too. But...I also know I don't wanna take off. I wanna stay, y'know? Figure it out with you. Even when it’s messy.
[ Jesse isn't trying to rush things. He doesn't want to spook her and doesn't want to overwhelm himself, but he needs her to know that he's in this for the long haul. ]
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I wanna stay, too. I mean, shit, if this isn't worth dealing with some baggage for I don't know what is.
[ No matter what messes they might have to make it through, there's no doubt in Selina's mind that this is something good. Something worth fighting like hell for, if necessary. ]
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You make it too easy to forget why I’m supposed to toe the line. I dunno. Some rules are worth breaking.
[ He stays there, holding perfectly still now, the only movement the soft stroke of his thumb over her pulse, and the subtle rise and fall of his chest against her palms. He doesn’t push, doesn’t lean in to close the gap fully, only nudging her nose with his. He waits, giving her the space to meet him halfway or pull away. Every bit of his body language says it without words: your move. ]
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Charmer.
[ She smiles, and then gives up entirely on resisting the urge to close that final bit of distance between them to kiss him. Her lips are soft against his, gently parted but leaving it up to him what he wants to do with that. ]
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Jesse's hand tightens slightly at her waist, the one at her neck staying just where it is, his thumb still brushing the beat of her heart. He kisses her back slowly, gently, like he’s trying to memorize it. There's nothing practiced about it. No facades, no heat for the sake of heat. Just something raw and earnest and deeply needed.
When he pulls back, it's barely by a breath. His forehead leans into hers again, noses brushing, their shared air thick with everything that hasn't been said, but doesn't need to be. His eyes are still closed for a second, and when they open, there’s something unguarded in them: soft and clear, like fog lifting off of water. ]
That was, uh... [ He lets out a short, breathy laugh, a little stunned. ] Pretty damn good for breaking the rules.
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When their eyes meet afterward, her whole heart is in hers, and it's all his. ]
I... yeah.
[ She laughs, too, stringing a sentence together more of a challenge than it should be because most of her mind is still with that kiss, and everything it meant. ]
I could get used to that.
[ She wrinkles her nose a little, and shakes her head a bit, forehead rubbing against his. ]
Actually no, I don't think I'd ever get used to it. But you know what I mean.
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His heart knocks hard against his ribs, and not from nerves. It’s that moment of quiet right after something real, when everything feels a little too big for your chest, but you don’t want to let it go. Her laugh is still warm on the air between them, and her smile, God, that smile lights her up in a way that makes the world feel less shitty, if only for a little while.
Jesse’s hand slips from her neck and cups her cheek instead, his thumb brushing just beneath her eye like he’s still not convinced she’s really here. His voice is low when he finally speaks, quiet in the way things get when they’re too heavy to say out loud. But he says it anyway, because this is Selina, and she’s giving him something he never thought he’d get to have again: a soft place to land. ]
Yeah, I know what you mean. [ He tilts his head slightly, nose nudging hers again, affection caught in these little motions. A grin starts to form on his lips, slower this time. Like it's coming from somewhere deep. ] Good thing I ain't much for rules, then.
[ His hand falls from her face to find her hand again, their fingers tangling like this is just what they do now. Jesse exhales softly through his nose, and for once, he doesn’t feel the usual need to crack a joke to make the moment easier. He just lets it be; this strange, quiet thing that’s taking root between them, stubborn and bright and undeniable. He leans in one more time, just brushing his lips to hers again. Not quite a kiss. Maybe a promise. A beginning. He pulls back just enough to look at her, thumb brushing against her hand as he holds it. ]
So what are you gettin' into tonight?
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And god, does she ever know self-destructive passion, too. Letting yourself get swept up in something you know won't last, and you know it'll leave you feeling like shit in the morning, but in the moment it's still better than being alone with your own thoughts.
This though... this does feel like it could last, if she just lets it. There's an equality to their situation unlike what she's experienced in the past. They're both struggling to share some things. Both scared. Both willing to give this a try anyway. Both drawn to each other in a way that feels almost ridiculous sometimes, like it's the sort of thing that doesn't really belong in real life.
She lets her eyes wander between the features of his face, studying the lines of it, the details that make it his face and no one else's. Does he even know how handsome she thinks he is? She'll have to remember to tell him more often. ]
Depens. You busy?
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Nah, not anymore.
[ He could make some smartass comment, ask Selina what she’s got in mind, play it cool. But there’s something about the way she’s looking at him right now that makes him want to stay in this moment a little longer. No masks. No noise. Just her and him, and whatever the hell they’re building between them. ]
Far as I'm concerned, you can have my night.
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Her free hand lifts to the back of his neck to pull him in for another kiss, the words to articulate what she's feeling escaping her, so she tries to show him instead.
It's a less soft kiss than the first, showing some of the sharper edges that comes with being someone Selina cares this much about. There's a bit of "you'd better not hurt me" to it, and a lot of "I'm so crazy about you I don't fucking know what to do with myself."
But somewhere in all that, she does find words that need to be said. So, when she pulls back from him, a bit breathless but her mind strangely clear, she does. ]
Remember telling me about the desert? How you like going out there? There's... some things I should tell you about. If we're going to...
[ Nope. Still can't say it. Maybe the desert can help with that, too. ]
Um. I'm thinking maybe that might be a good place for it.
[ Far away from anything else except him. Nothing and no one else to see or hear it if she falls apart. ]