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the shippy & smutty questions meme: consoldiated
It's a question meme about love and relationships (and sex). Self-explanatory, right?
Rules:
♡ Comment with your character. If your character is underage, not sexually active, or you are simply uninterested in smut or uncomfortable with those questions, feel free to opt out! Respect preferences.
♡ Tag other characters with questions from the list you want them to answer.
♡ Answer your own questions!
♡ That's it.
It's a question meme about love and relationships (and sex). Self-explanatory, right?
Rules:
♡ Comment with your character. If your character is underage, not sexually active, or you are simply uninterested in smut or uncomfortable with those questions, feel free to opt out! Respect preferences.
♡ Tag other characters with questions from the list you want them to answer.
♡ Answer your own questions!
♡ That's it.
1. Are you single?
2. How many people have you dated?
3. Are you a good kisser?
4. How many people have you kissed?
5. Who was your first kiss?
6. Who was your first crush?
7. Do you have a crush on anyone right now?
8. Have you ever had a celebrity crush?
9. What about a crush on a fictional character?
10. Are you good at flirting?
11. Tell us your best pick-up line.
12. How did your last relationship end?
13. What's the worst date you've ever been on?
14. What's the best date you've ever been on?
15. What's your weirdest romantic experience?
16. Describe your perfect date.
17. Which of the following would you rather do on a date: go hiking, go to a theme park, go to a museum, enjoy a romantic candlelit dinner, or stay home and cuddle under a blanket?
18. Do you enjoy cuddling?
19. Do you like long walks on the beach?
20. Do you prefer receiving chocolate, flowers, or jewelry?
21. What kind of gift would you like to receive from a lover?
22. What kind of gift would you give the person you love?
23. Have you ever received homemade chocolate?
24. Have you ever received a love letter?
25. Have you ever received a love confession?
26. How would you confess your love?
27. How would you propose?
28. Do you want to get married someday?
29. Describe your dream wedding.
30. Describe your ideal honeymoon.
31. Would you ever consider an arranged marriage?
32. Would you ever marry for money?
33. Would you date outside your social class?
34. Would you ever date a nonhuman?
35. Would you prefer an older partner or a younger one?
36. Would you prefer a partner who's wild and spontaneous, or steadfast and reliable?
37. Which is more important: humor or intelligence?
38. Do you prefer men or women?
39. How important are looks when it comes to attraction?
40. What's your favorite body part on a man/woman?
41. Which physical traits do you find appealing?
42. What about personality traits?
43. Would you rather date someone who's similar to you, or someone very different?
44. Describe your ideal partner.
45. Do you ever fantasize about being swept off your feet?
46. What about sweeping someone else off theirs?
47. Do you enjoy fairytale romances?
48. What are your thoughts on Romeo and Juliet?
49. Have you ever had a forbidden love?
50. Would you be willing to rebel against society for love?
51. Are you someone who prefers to stay quiet about your relationships, or do you want everyone to know?
52. Are you comfortable giving physical affection?
53. What about receiving?
54. How do you feel about PDA?
55. How do you feel about pet names?
56. Do you consider yourself clingy?
57. Is clinginess a turn-on or a turn-off?
58. Would you rather hear "I want you" or "I need you"?
59. Does love conquer all?
60. Do you believe in soulmates?
61. Do you believe in love at first sight?
62. Are you someone who falls in love easily?
63. Have you ever had feelings for a friend?
64. Where do you draw the line between friendship and romance?
65. If you had to date one of your friends, colleagues or co-workers, who would you choose?
66. Have you ever had feelings for more than one person at the same time?
67. What are your thoughts on polyamory?
68. Do you use dating apps?
69. Do you prefer casual dating, or serious relationships only?
70. Do you think you could handle a long-distance relationship?
71. Have you ever been in unrequited love?
72. Has someone else ever had unrequited feelings for you?
73. Have you ever had your heart broken?
74. Have you ever broken someone else's heart?
75. Is it better to love and lose, or to never love at all?
SEXY QUESTIONS —
1. What's a guaranteed way to turn you on?
2. Are you good at dirty talk or bad at it?
3. What would you like to see your partner in?
4. What would you be willing to wear for your partner?
5. Do you like it rough, wild, or gentle?
6. Are you the type to do a one-night stand, or not?
7. What's your favorite sexy scene from a movie?
8. Where's the naughtiest place you've done it?
9. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?
10. What are your thoughts on foreplay?
11. Do you like the lights on or off during sex?
12. Are you a top or bottom?
13. What's the first thing you noticed about me?
14. Do you prefer making out or cuddling?
15. Have you ever pictured me naked?
16. Do I make you nervous?
17. When was the last time you have a dirty dream?
18. How high is your sex drive?
19. Have you ever played strip poker?
20. Have you ever slept with anyone and then regretted it?
21. What do you wear to bed?
22. When did you lose your virginity?
23. What position do you feel is overrated?
24. What's something non-sexual that turns you on?
25. Last dirty text you sent?
26. Have you ever been caught having sex before?
27. How many people have you had sex with?
28. What is your favorite position?
29. Would you rather have car sex or shower sex?
30. What would you do if we were alone together?
31. Want to play never-have-I-ever?
32. Do you prefer giving or receiving?
33. Does the idea of partner-swapping make you feel jealous, turned on, or both?
34. What's a dirty secret of yours?
35. Do you own any toys?
36. Are your more likely to use toys on yourself or others?
37. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
38. Do you watch porn?
39. When it comes to BDSM, how far have you gone? How far would you go?
40. Have you joined the mile high club?
41. Would you say you’re kinky?
42. What was your most embarrassing sexual experience?
43. Do you prefer to take control or be submissive?
44. Quickie or marathon session?
45. What’s your favorite time of day to have sex?
46. Do you prefer eye contact or not during sex?
47. Would you say you have any fetishes?
48. What makes someone a boring person when it comes to the bedroom?
49. Is laughing in the bedroom okay with you, or do you prefer keeping things serious?
50. What's the farthest you've gone on a first date?
51. Have you ever taken someone’s virginity? Would you?
52. Are there any songs that get you in the mood?
53. Handcuffs or feathers?
54. Have you walked in on someone?
55. Have you ever gotten turned on at work?
56. What sexual activity do you think is underrated?
57. What's your definition of amazing sex?
58. If you could have sex with any celebrity, who would it be?
59. What do you look like, and sound like, when sex feels good for you?
60. What do you think about when you masturbate?
61. What would an erotic vacation look like for you?
62. Have you ever fantasized about someone else while having sex?
63. Which do you like more—sending dirty texts, or dirty talk in person?
64. Which would you like more—to be in control, or to be dominated?
65. Can you describe the last time you got turned on in public?
66. Have you ever slept with someone you work with?
67. Do you get tired after sex?
68. Do you like to kiss during sex?
70. What’s the shortest time it’s ever taken for you to have an orgasm?
71. Do you have a crazy one-night stand story? What happened?
72. Does size matter?
73. How often do you get complimented after the action for being so good?
74. Do you think you're good?
75. How long have you ever gone on a dry spell?
76. What part of your body gets complimented the most?
77. Have you ever done it with more than one person at different times within 24 hours?
78. Have you ever faked and orgasm? Would you?
79. Have you ever hooked up with someone just because you wanted a favor or something in return?
80. What's something you've always wanted to try?
81. Who do you feel is the best kisser you have ever had in your life so far?
82. Do you like being nibbled or slightly bitten while at it? Where on your body do you feel it the most?
83. What is your most favorite type of sex? Slow, dominating, aggressive, rough, smooth, fast…?
84. Have you ever recorded anything before?
85. Have you ever had a threesome?
86. Do you like to call your partner names in bed?
87. Do you like to initiate, or do you prefer to let others make the first move?
88. What are your limits in the bedroom?
89. Do you have a safe word?
90. Do you wish you could change anything about your body?
91. What do you find sexy in a partner?
92. How do you like to be touched?
93. Would you rather watch or be watched?
94. Have you ever hooked up with your teacher/professor? Would you?
95. Have you ever gotten oral while driving?
96. Would you ever let yourself be blindfolded?
97. What’s your most-watched porn category?
98. Do older or younger partners turn you on more?
99. What naughty dream have you had recently?
100. How do you feel about giving oral?
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...I got tall quickly.
I'd ask another, [Honestly, he's got a full laundry list.] but I want to know more. Did you see them after?
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Yes, but we didn't do it again. She was on another blitzball team, so I played against her several times.
I've got another for you; was it a guy or a girl you lost it to?
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You've got to tell me who won the match after.
[As for him...]
At first... a girl. No, two. There were a lot of girls I liked in Fynn. [Until... yeah. Womp womp.] It was much later I thought about men like that. Traveling, probably.
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[Tidus nods.]
Yeah, I get it. I always kinda knew guys looked good. I didn't have sex with a guy until, hmm, maybe a year after I lost it to a girl.
Oh! The last guy I slept with said there's a top-virginity and a bottom-virginity. Have you lost both?
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[He's heard a few of Tidus' blitzball stories before. Sounded like it was a huge part of his life.]
The men around Fynn didn't do anything for me. [But while traveling. Wow. If Tidus could have seen Minwu or Scott. But that's two more womp womps. Best avoid that.]
Top and bottom? [What does he mean by- Ohhh.] No- I've only ever topped.
...!
I've got a question. [Off-script, but.] Out of everyone on Cosmos' side... who would you sleep with?
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[It was a huge part. He went pro when he was fifteen; it was his life. His father trained him to play since he started swimming, which was before he started walking.]
Well, got you beat there then. Just once, but it was okay. Well, more than okay.
Hmm... You're my top pick since we bonded, after you would be Bartz, Squall, Terra, Zidane, but I'm worried I'd hurt him 'cause he's short. Well, basically everyone except Onion Knight 'cause he's still a kid. How about you? Oh, and not the Professor because she scares me.
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[Fame and all. He'd got no idea how Tidus could keep his mind on the game when there's screaming fans, press appearances, sponsorship deals, as well as people that'd do something like that to think about. Different worlds, he guesses. But it sounds stressful!]
For me... You, of course. But other than you... I like the look of the Warrior. He's focused too. It's a good trait. [Or a challenge. Which is also a good trait.] Cecil's not bad to look at either, but he wears a wedding ring. Terra, Laguna, Tifa and Bartz, yeah. absolutely. Squall's good-looking too... but I don't know about Zidane. I think he's too into girls.
[And then there's Lightning. Firion might have a (hopeless) crush there. So even if this is hypothetical, he's not going to say a word. But also you bet he's not going to say jack about Yuna or Jecht!]
I wouldn't try anything with Kain. I knew a man once, that wore armour like his. And his son had the same name. It's too strange. Vaan kind of feels like a little brother, too. And I'm with you about the onion knight. ...And Shantotto. She's terrifying. Prishe is... [really!] good-looking too, but I think there's more to her than meets the eye.
I forgot they remembered 012 in NT lol
And he's thankful for not mentioning Yuna since... well, they're in a weird spot right now and he doesn't know what to make of it.]
Zidane is probably the straightest of us.
That is a really weird coincidence, and I don't blame you for being turned off by that. And Prishe is a bit weird, but no one is as weird as the professor.
Okay, do you watch/read porn?
hahaha tbh 012 is my only frame of reference, i missed out on nt, besides yt vids!
Ha! I'd heard there's no such thing as it- that everyone's at a certain point on a spectrum and it changes depending on a great deal of things. ...But then there's Zidane.
[Theory disproven. But Oh no. Prepare yourself for a laugh, Tidus.]
...Porn? What's that?
[Look. Life before ~the constant cycle of battle~ and all was very medieval. Porn was few, farbetween, and far too highbrow of a thing for someone like him.]
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Zidane is Zidane. What can you do?
[Wait, what?]
You don't know what porn is? Oh man. I don't know if that's a good thing or bad thing. Uh... porn is basically pictures of people in the act.
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[Mindblown.]
I've heard that some people like to watch. Porn is... for people who like that? Or for when you can't get anyone yourself?
[Makes sense. And (despite their talk!) since it'd be a collossally bad idea to actually put the moves on any of their comrades in this cycle- they're all probably going through a bit of a dry spell. So...]
...I think I'd look at it. Especially recently.
Hey, Tidus- 57.
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[Tidus wouldn't mind if he slept with one of his comrades, but he's also not that pressed about it. He can handle a dry spell.]
57 romantic or sexy?
Well, romantic, I don't mind a little clinginess.
As for amazing sex? Hmm... Well, it always felt best when it was with someone I really liked. So it's both romantic chemistry and the physical chemistry working. Does that make sense?
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[He's being educated! Thanks, buddy. And score. Two answers for the price of one.]
Hm... I'm not so sure about clinginess. It's good to feel needed, sure. [But... he's only 18. Commitment? Terrifying.] ...Beside that, if anything happened to me, I'd want to know that this person could move on.
[That's the romantic part covered.]
I'm with you with the other one. [It makes total sense. They've got a lot in common!] It doesn't matter if someone knows what they're doing or not. If they're into you, and you feel the same, it feels completely different from blowing off steam.
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[More nodding, they do have a lot in common!]
Yeah. I'd also like to know if my partner could live without me. My mom, well, she couldn't live without my old man.
[The older he gets, the more he understands his parents' relationship wasn't healthy]
Umm, let's see. Some of these you can't answer because you didn't know what porn was... Sexy 86.
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Was that...
Moving on.
Tidus' mother and father. She couldn't live without him after he vanished. That's taken literally. ...That's sad. Really sad, actually.]
I knew a man who died in a war. And he asked me to not tell someone about it. I didn't understand it, but after hearing about your parents... I think I do.
[Depressing. Best to pivot again.]
Hm...[Names! Okay, that's good for clearing the air.] Pet names? No way. I'd end up laughing too much. What about you?
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[But moving on.]
I use babe a lot, on guys and girls. Sometimes baby.
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[Memories are funny things. They've spent so long without them. He, personally, wanted nothing but his memories back for so long. But now he's got full access to them? Augh. He suspects it's the same for Tidus.
So yes. Moving on. Some humour? Something to lighten the mood?]
If we had sex, I'd find words like that that kind of sweet. But also funny. But if you called me something like Rosebud... [That old name!] I'd be the worst lay of your life. I'd be unable to stop laughing.
[And This Is Where Firion Fucked Up. Now he's actually thinking about it. Despite earlier notions of it being a horrible idea, it wouldn't be... bad.]
...Hey, Tidus.
Would you ever do a friends with benefits type thing?
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Rosebud? Huh, yeah, that would be silly. And really over the top. Like that'd be something I'd call you to mak be annoying.
[Tidus grins.]
I wouldn't mind having a friend with benefits. You?
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[On both counts!]
Yes, I would. If it went badly, [Expectations not aligning. etc.] I'd hate to lose a good friend. ...So it'd have to be the right person. Someone like you.
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I'm down to be friends with benefits with you if that's what you're asking. You're a very handsome guy, and we get along great.
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[It's... not a strength. Not by half. But fortunately, Tidus is direct enough for the both of them. Have a return squeeze.]
No more questions. There's better ways of finding things out.
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I have one more: have you ever measured yourself?
[Mostly asked to be obnoxious. But, he wouldn't mind knowing the answer if Firion chooses to.]
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[Obnoxious, huh. Sure, he can play.]
Well, yes. You have to know these things about yourself in order to have well-fitting armour. Last I had my height measured, I was 6'1. [An equally soft kiss.] I might have grown since then. My waist is around 32 inches. [Another! Directed at the corner of the other man's mouth.] Chest, 39. [Aaaaand another. At the softest part of Tidus' mouth.] Inside leg, 36. [Yet another! At the opposite corner.] Shoulder to shoulder? 22.
[And then a somewhat light nip. And his voice lowers- as he speaks just shy of the other's mouth.]
...I've never checked, in truth. I'm larger than anyone I've slept with. What's your preference?
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Okay, wow, I never bothered with all of those measurements. Well, height.
[5'9"... maybe 5'10" now. Hopefully!]
And I have measured down there. I'm usually bigger than the guys I've been with, but not always. I don't have a preference when it comes to that.
[He reaches up, cuping Firion's cheek and gently guiding him back to his mouth for a soft kiss.]
I care more about who it's attached to. But~ I wouldn't mind finding out how big it is.
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[He'd been told, sure. Many times. The armour thing stood. ...But Maria was always the one that remembered these things and cared to remember his and Guy's measurements for them. Sure. He's mostly responsible. But she was a whole other level. He pulls his thoughts away to listen, cocking his head to the side in (mock) defiance before allowing his cheek to be touched- leaning back down unto the other man's mouth.]
...We could go somewhere.
[Another kiss follows the suggestion. It's not quite openmouthed, but it's certainly more lingering than the pecks he'd previously given him- accompanied by a small suck, by way of apology, to where he'd previously grazed with his teeth.
Excuse him while he raises a hand to the one on his cheek. Excuse him while he lays his own hand around the back of it, and brings it away. Extra excuse him while he holds it- bringing it down the hard, sculpted lines of the armour at his front, and places it, lightly, upon his significantly less armoured, but nonetheless clothed, crotch.
That's the extent of his impudence. His hand is still upon the back of Tidus' own, but it doesn't coerce any further action.]
Or we can meet up later. Your choice.
[ooc; Just checking what you wanna do/if you wanna do anything! I'm good to continue here if you're up for it but if you'd prefer to take this to another thread I have something else set up!]
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