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bakerstreet2025-04-06 11:11 am
mllememe) wrote in bakerstreet2025-04-06 11:11 am
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april texting.
You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)
instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.
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Disgusting.
You.
You are Captain America.
The only one.
[Sorry, did you think she thought of Bargain Bin Boy as anything remotely on par with you or the idea of Steve Rogers, who she never met? Disgusting. No thank you, Sir.]
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thanks, lena
we'll call it a 'you technically got a former cap' situation then
don't roll off the tongue as well, but is perhaps more accurate
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I do not even give him that satisfaction.
No accolades, no titles.
None for him.
Only threats to his manhood and his reputation.
Sometimes, I argue with the Walker fans on Twitter.
They are very stupid and loud, but I can be louder.
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you argue with his fans on twitter
lena, you're delightful
why you do that to yourself?
that cannot possibly be fun, no?
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He can't, of course. Because he IS just like them.
But he tries.
There's this one little vein in his forehead that sort of twitches when he gets angry.
It is so funny to watch him lose all sense of the English language and storm off in a little pouty huff because he cannot prove me wrong.
[Sam must teach her the many uses of the Very Southern Phrase bless [his/her/their] heart. She will be so so delighted by the differences in tone and meaning to three tiny little words.]
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[ coming right up ]
he still does that, don't he? shit
when he was trying to work my flagsmasher job, ages ago when he had the shield
he would get so mad every time bucky and I made progress on the mission and he didn't
you should have seen how pissy he got when the dora milaje showed up and beat him down. I think you mighta liked that.
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He does not deserve blessings.
Curses, maybe.
Not blessings.
He wants sssoooo badly to be The Best
But he just.... is not....
Sad little boy.
The Dora Milaje are the Wakandan warrior ladies, yes?
Yes, I think I would have liked to see this.
A shame you could not have filmed it, honestly.
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you hear someone from the south say 'bless his heart', it typically means anything from 'he's an idiot' to 'that guy can go fuck himself'
depends on context and tone, but usually a safe bet it ain't a nice thing to say about someone
redwing was tragically broken at the time
last thing he recorded was barnes jumping out of a place without a parachute and crashing through the foliage like a dumbass
redwing 2.0 didn't come around until much later, sadly
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You must say it to me next meeting, then, yes?
Clearly, I need to hear the differences.
Oh no, poor babiest bird.
That sounds pretty funny, actually.
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it's cute how much into that southern vibe you been, between the food, the gators and the idioms
did I ever tell you what we call hot people?
'cause I feel like you'd like it
I'll send you the footage next time barnes annoys me
[ she gets a picture of redwing too, just because sam likes that she likes his bird ]
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Not easy to learn about... before, you know?
Noooo.
But now I am curious. What is it?
Yes, good.
I won't have to wait long.
A tiny baby.
Tell him I love him.
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maybe I'll bring you round for a cookout sometime
gator bait
:)
[ He sends her a video then. He's filming Redwing. Sam says 'Lena says she loves you'.
Redwing chirps and trills in response. ]
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Whaaaat.
Are you serious or are you joking with me right now?
Why do you call them that? Is there a story behind it or it just happened and now it is forever?
That is amaziiiiing. I love it.
[Oh no she didn't expect that. Why is this drone-bird giving her emotions right now?! Rude. RUDE, Sam Wilson!]
He's so cute, how dare you???