mllememe: (statuesque)
mlle meme ([personal profile] mllememe) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-04-06 11:11 am

april texting.







TEXTING MEME

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.





eversohandsome: (06)

[personal profile] eversohandsome 2025-04-06 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Bloody hell you had me bricking it for a minute.

Do I just make an appointment? Or I can give you a bell now?
medicalling: (Default)

[personal profile] medicalling 2025-04-06 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I've time now if you do.
eversohandsome: (72)

[personal profile] eversohandsome 2025-04-06 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Two secs

[ It's more like two minutes, but eventually there's a call from Bob. One that likely soon becomes clear from the background noise that he's driving. But don't worry, he's only just pulled out from the McDonalds car park he's been sat in while texting. ]

So you're definitely going to tell me I'm a picture of health yeah, doc? 'cause I can run a mile decently fast. Faster with an incentive if you know what I mean.
medicalling: (Smile side 1)

[personal profile] medicalling 2025-04-06 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I've no doubt you can lift a leg faster than you out to. All the tests that would have you fit to tie a knot in your knickers came back clean, love, so no worries there. It's your iron you need to be a bit more concerned with. Low levels. I can prescribe you some ferrous gluconate, but it'd be just as easy for you to pop in a shop and grab them yourself. And I hope you're not talking on your phone and driving, Bob. That's a one way ticket to an early demise.
eversohandsome: (57)

[personal profile] eversohandsome 2025-04-06 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well. Can't be barebacking with every Tom, Dick 'n 'arry, can I?

Low iron, is it? Well well. Is that why I'm knackered all the time?

And nah, don't worry boss. Hands free, yeah? I'm a very careful driver.

[ Careful not to get caught on a getaway, that is. ]
medicalling: (Irate 1)

[personal profile] medicalling 2025-04-06 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a moment where Bob can likely hear a strained groan that's covered up before a sigh follows.]

Bob, do tell me you're being safer with yourself than to be unprotected in your fun. There's far too many nasties floating around that are either long term or permanent. Humanity has come quite a long way from sheep intestines to some very interesting options for protection. I imagine you can make it fun if you want to.
eversohandsome: (15)

[personal profile] eversohandsome 2025-04-06 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
This is a wild fucking conversation to be having on hands free. Christ.

Yeah, yeah. I am. I swear. Don't think you want the ins and outs, so. Pinky promise. All that good stuff. Cross my heart. Don't hope to die but definitely always hoping for a properly decent - and safe - shag.

medicalling: (Default)

[personal profile] medicalling 2025-04-06 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a doctor, Bob. I'm well aware of the ins and outs more than you think.

[Of course, the fact that he wasn't what he purported to be at all and was not only more aware, but more experienced in all manners of things Bob could only dream of, well... that was neither here nor there, was it?]

You're an edger, dove. You live by and on the edge. I can see that from the last physical you got. Don't be daft with it. Now, would you like a prescription for your pills or do you plan on just grabbing some from the chemist's?
eversohandsome: (01)

[personal profile] eversohandsome 2025-04-06 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, I know. But you're also nice to look at so it's a bit fucking awkward if we get into the details. Can't really pop a boner at my next physical because we spent a whole drive talking about what I get up to in my sex life, can I?

[ Natters a bit too much for his own good, sometimes. He takes a deep breath and then exhales in a rush. ]

Nah I'll just get it myself. Out and about anyway.
medicalling: (Amused 1)

[personal profile] medicalling 2025-04-06 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Consider me flattered. And if the next appointment involves a prostate exam, then that'll likely happen anyway. Nothing to be embarrassed about.

[He shouldn't be taking the piss like this, but Bob was... well. Rowan considers himself 'heteroflexible'. He generally preferred women, but some male would come along and remind him of the joys of both genders. It was hardly frowned upon where he came from. Especially not when gender was the least of differences between partners.]

Take it with Vitamin C. Less stomach problems that way. And Bob...?
eversohandsome: (24)

[personal profile] eversohandsome 2025-04-06 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ No amount of muttering under his breath stops the quiet 'fuck me' of surprise at the sheer matter-of-factness. ]

The bollocks on you--

Thought you didn't want me to write car off, fucking hell. Now that you've promised me one I reckon check-ups should be more regular.

[ This might be the first time he's been turned on while driving without somebody literally being in the car next to him. ]

Hm? What?
medicalling: (Glee 1)

[personal profile] medicalling 2025-04-06 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not exactly hard on the eyes either, dove.

[Hearing the reactions from the man driving was making him laugh to himself, though he kept it quiet. It was a good thing the rest of the staff had gone home for the night and this was the tail end of his daily rounds of work. Imagining Bob actually looking forward to his next exam tickled him.]
eversohandsome: (58)

[personal profile] eversohandsome 2025-04-06 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That settles it then. Bob's dropping trou next time the second that exam room door is shut. He actually takes a second to look around out the car window, as if somebody can tell he's feeling the tightness in his jeans a lot more than he was barely a minute ago. ]

Maybe the chemist is closed. Do you reckon I should probably pick up that prescription tonight instead? Wouldn't want low iron to um... cause any problems.

[ It's a joke, he's not actually expecting the other man to take it seriously. And yet... he did just put that out into the universe. ]
medicalling: (Glee 1)

[personal profile] medicalling 2025-04-06 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[What was life if not to take chances with? The point of living was to experience things, and Bob had carried that contained energy of someone that wanted things. He didn't know the man's whole story, only what his body and blood told him, but there was a tale there.

And so what of it if he happened to like confidence? Lies were impossible in his kind, but there could be a twisting of the truth to make it seem like anything but. Bob was more straightforward than that, amusingly so. Rowan was locking up the office, phone tucked in at his ear as he debated that very loud, open-ended question.]


Depends on how far away you are. Time for the doors to close here, but if you're close enough, I can wait around to scribble something on a pad for you.
eversohandsome: (16)

[personal profile] eversohandsome 2025-04-06 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Ten minutes?

[ It's always only ever ten minutes away, give or take a bit of local knowledge around which routes don't have speed cameras. He's no stranger to working rubber against tarmac as hard as it'll go.

So it's not just optimism that informs his answer but years of shifting expertly through gears. Of familiarity with streets that's decent enough to rival some cabbies. Younger ones, maybe. Not grumpy Bert who doesn't shut up about how Heathrow pick ups is a bloody nightmare these days. ]


Got ten minutes to spare for me? I'll be there faster than you can lock the place up, I reckon.
medicalling: (Smile side 1)

[personal profile] medicalling 2025-04-06 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's make it a challenge. If you can make it here before my key turns in the lock, I'll do more than scribble on a pad for you. I'll do it naked, after a few hours at my place.

[Bob was young enough and on that edge enough to likely want to take him up on it, and Rowan hadn't had company in awhile. The itch to touch and be touched was starting to creep in under his skin.]
eversohandsome: (68)

[personal profile] eversohandsome 2025-04-06 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A huff of laughter, mostly at the sudden influx of adrenaline that floods his system and how good that feels. He'll take that challenge and beat it. This is, in his mind, all reward and an acceptable level of risk. ]

You're on. See you soon, sunshine.

[ The line goes dead, Bob's need to compete and win flipping his focus away from the situation in his jeans. He's fully committed to the drive now, and evading both speed traps and pigs on his way.

The car lights illuminate the front door to the building as he pulls up eight minutes later, eyes searching for any sign of the man who'd set this particular challenge. Of course he can't arrive anywhere without cheekily tapping the horn. Call it the sound of victory. ]
medicalling: (Smile side 1)

[personal profile] medicalling 2025-04-06 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[He'd been waiting at the door, because of course he was cheating. He'd been all but ready to leave when the offer had been made. He opened it and held up his key, slipping it into the lock so Bob could see it, then locking the clinic closed.

Hitching his pack up on his shoulder, he made his way over to Bob's vehicle.]


It appears as if you've bested the challenge. I suppose that means I'm to be held to my word.
eversohandsome: (08)

[personal profile] eversohandsome 2025-04-06 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The window is already smoothly gliding down as the other man walks from the clinic to the car, Bob's face all but beaming up at him from the driver's side.

If he has any inkling at all the challenge was stacked in his favour all along, he doesn't say anything, simply turns the music down low enough for conversation and nods his head towards the passenger seat. ]


Get in.

[ A beat and then after he's thought on it: ]

Don't have to do anything, but I can give you a lift home anyway.

[ He'd rather the decision be fully on board than something that's anything else. Especially if he'd put the bloke on the spot. ]
medicalling: (Amused 1)

[personal profile] medicalling 2025-04-06 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Coming over, he saw that smile and he shot one back, a little anticipation starting to lick along his mind. The comment shot after had him detouring from where he'd been angling towards the passenger side to come over to the driver's.

He stopped there, looking at Bob and gave him a slow smile. His hand lifted to brush under the rasping edge of his jaw.]


I don't get pressured into doing things I don't want to do, Bob. I'm far too old for that. My home, then we'll see if you're up for it. Which is to say, I'm not one to put you on the hot seat if you're not up for it.
eversohandsome: (31)

[personal profile] eversohandsome 2025-04-06 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Looking up from under his eyelashes, Bob's smile is warm. And then he laughs because what's this world even come to when this man is considered old? He doesn't look any older than Bob is. ]

Too old? Dunno what that makes the rest of us fuckers then.

But I'm ready for you, old man.

Hop in. Where am I heading?
medicalling: (Amused 1)

[personal profile] medicalling 2025-04-06 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bob had very nice eyes, and Rowan focused on that, showing his appreciation in his own before he moved to round the front of the vehicle to get in the other side.

He also gave Bob his address, which was a bit more midtown.]


You say that now, but you just wait until you've got a few less layers on.
eversohandsome: (71)

[personal profile] eversohandsome 2025-04-06 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Not going to be less ready for you when I'm down to my little tighty whities.

[ Not that he's wearing tight white briefs, but it's more amusing to lean into the banter. The address draws a soft 'nice' and he pulls out again, following a mixture of his own memory of the area and asking a couple of times as they cross town. ]

How far down is your place?

[ Right road, but in the dusky light of evening it's harder to see the building numbers if they aren't lit up. ]
medicalling: (Unsure side 1)

[personal profile] medicalling 2025-04-06 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Two from the end of this block. There's underground parking if you want to make sure your kit doesn't get messed around with. Unless you trust the street.

[Rowan didn't often drive. All the iron in most vehicles could wear him down after awhile, but he wasn't so weak as to burn from the touch of it. He'd make a shit doctor if he did.]

The question is, how long do you plan to stay, dove? A few hours, or the night?
eversohandsome: (66)

[personal profile] eversohandsome 2025-04-06 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't miss a trick, do you?

[ It keeps Bob on his toes and he likes that. Likes the feeling of excitement without any real harm on the horizon. Not that he can tell, anyway. So the invitation is met with a quirk of his brows and he drives towards the underground parking. ]

I know what thugs are out at night. Underground is good.

[ His car is nice, if a basic version of a decent brand. He's not swimming in money but he's not short a penny or two these days, even if he doesn't really know how long his luck will last. ]

And I'll fuck off when you tell me to.

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sorry for the delay x.x

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no worries. rl gonna rl

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