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april texting.

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)
instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.
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Do I just make an appointment? Or I can give you a bell now?
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[ It's more like two minutes, but eventually there's a call from Bob. One that likely soon becomes clear from the background noise that he's driving. But don't worry, he's only just pulled out from the McDonalds car park he's been sat in while texting. ]
So you're definitely going to tell me I'm a picture of health yeah, doc? 'cause I can run a mile decently fast. Faster with an incentive if you know what I mean.
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Low iron, is it? Well well. Is that why I'm knackered all the time?
And nah, don't worry boss. Hands free, yeah? I'm a very careful driver.
[ Careful not to get caught on a getaway, that is. ]
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Bob, do tell me you're being safer with yourself than to be unprotected in your fun. There's far too many nasties floating around that are either long term or permanent. Humanity has come quite a long way from sheep intestines to some very interesting options for protection. I imagine you can make it fun if you want to.
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Yeah, yeah. I am. I swear. Don't think you want the ins and outs, so. Pinky promise. All that good stuff. Cross my heart. Don't hope to die but definitely always hoping for a properly decent - and safe - shag.
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[Of course, the fact that he wasn't what he purported to be at all and was not only more aware, but more experienced in all manners of things Bob could only dream of, well... that was neither here nor there, was it?]
You're an edger, dove. You live by and on the edge. I can see that from the last physical you got. Don't be daft with it. Now, would you like a prescription for your pills or do you plan on just grabbing some from the chemist's?
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[ Natters a bit too much for his own good, sometimes. He takes a deep breath and then exhales in a rush. ]
Nah I'll just get it myself. Out and about anyway.
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[He shouldn't be taking the piss like this, but Bob was... well. Rowan considers himself 'heteroflexible'. He generally preferred women, but some male would come along and remind him of the joys of both genders. It was hardly frowned upon where he came from. Especially not when gender was the least of differences between partners.]
Take it with Vitamin C. Less stomach problems that way. And Bob...?
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The bollocks on you--
Thought you didn't want me to write car off, fucking hell. Now that you've promised me one I reckon check-ups should be more regular.
[ This might be the first time he's been turned on while driving without somebody literally being in the car next to him. ]
Hm? What?
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[Hearing the reactions from the man driving was making him laugh to himself, though he kept it quiet. It was a good thing the rest of the staff had gone home for the night and this was the tail end of his daily rounds of work. Imagining Bob actually looking forward to his next exam tickled him.]
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Maybe the chemist is closed. Do you reckon I should probably pick up that prescription tonight instead? Wouldn't want low iron to um... cause any problems.
[ It's a joke, he's not actually expecting the other man to take it seriously. And yet... he did just put that out into the universe. ]
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And so what of it if he happened to like confidence? Lies were impossible in his kind, but there could be a twisting of the truth to make it seem like anything but. Bob was more straightforward than that, amusingly so. Rowan was locking up the office, phone tucked in at his ear as he debated that very loud, open-ended question.]
Depends on how far away you are. Time for the doors to close here, but if you're close enough, I can wait around to scribble something on a pad for you.
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[ It's always only ever ten minutes away, give or take a bit of local knowledge around which routes don't have speed cameras. He's no stranger to working rubber against tarmac as hard as it'll go.
So it's not just optimism that informs his answer but years of shifting expertly through gears. Of familiarity with streets that's decent enough to rival some cabbies. Younger ones, maybe. Not grumpy Bert who doesn't shut up about how Heathrow pick ups is a bloody nightmare these days. ]
Got ten minutes to spare for me? I'll be there faster than you can lock the place up, I reckon.
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[Bob was young enough and on that edge enough to likely want to take him up on it, and Rowan hadn't had company in awhile. The itch to touch and be touched was starting to creep in under his skin.]
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You're on. See you soon, sunshine.
[ The line goes dead, Bob's need to compete and win flipping his focus away from the situation in his jeans. He's fully committed to the drive now, and evading both speed traps and pigs on his way.
The car lights illuminate the front door to the building as he pulls up eight minutes later, eyes searching for any sign of the man who'd set this particular challenge. Of course he can't arrive anywhere without cheekily tapping the horn. Call it the sound of victory. ]
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Hitching his pack up on his shoulder, he made his way over to Bob's vehicle.]
It appears as if you've bested the challenge. I suppose that means I'm to be held to my word.
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If he has any inkling at all the challenge was stacked in his favour all along, he doesn't say anything, simply turns the music down low enough for conversation and nods his head towards the passenger seat. ]
Get in.
[ A beat and then after he's thought on it: ]
Don't have to do anything, but I can give you a lift home anyway.
[ He'd rather the decision be fully on board than something that's anything else. Especially if he'd put the bloke on the spot. ]
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He stopped there, looking at Bob and gave him a slow smile. His hand lifted to brush under the rasping edge of his jaw.]
I don't get pressured into doing things I don't want to do, Bob. I'm far too old for that. My home, then we'll see if you're up for it. Which is to say, I'm not one to put you on the hot seat if you're not up for it.
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Too old? Dunno what that makes the rest of us fuckers then.
But I'm ready for you, old man.
Hop in. Where am I heading?
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He also gave Bob his address, which was a bit more midtown.]
You say that now, but you just wait until you've got a few less layers on.
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[ Not that he's wearing tight white briefs, but it's more amusing to lean into the banter. The address draws a soft 'nice' and he pulls out again, following a mixture of his own memory of the area and asking a couple of times as they cross town. ]
How far down is your place?
[ Right road, but in the dusky light of evening it's harder to see the building numbers if they aren't lit up. ]
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[Rowan didn't often drive. All the iron in most vehicles could wear him down after awhile, but he wasn't so weak as to burn from the touch of it. He'd make a shit doctor if he did.]
The question is, how long do you plan to stay, dove? A few hours, or the night?
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[ It keeps Bob on his toes and he likes that. Likes the feeling of excitement without any real harm on the horizon. Not that he can tell, anyway. So the invitation is met with a quirk of his brows and he drives towards the underground parking. ]
I know what thugs are out at night. Underground is good.
[ His car is nice, if a basic version of a decent brand. He's not swimming in money but he's not short a penny or two these days, even if he doesn't really know how long his luck will last. ]
And I'll fuck off when you tell me to.
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cw: ref to homophobia
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Mobile tagging so can't see hover text D:
oh no. it's just cheers, my darling.
Ahaha thanks for translating
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sorry for the delay x.x
no worries. rl gonna rl
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