charityshop: (GkZkwUHg)

[personal profile] charityshop 2020-01-10 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
at least it was only a punch?

( Please only be a punch. )
radishlobbyist: (Default)

[personal profile] radishlobbyist 2020-01-10 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel like giving you the benefit of the doubt is going to end with

...

I'm actually not sure what I expect but I'm still not giving you the benefit of the doubt
dragon_blossom: (biffies)

[personal profile] dragon_blossom 2020-01-10 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Just giving you ideas. All of this is really just my personal tastes honestly.
charityshop: (skittys-86)

[personal profile] charityshop 2020-01-10 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
nope.
amply: tetanus is the least of your problems (with all the ghosts out here)

<3333

[personal profile] amply 2020-01-10 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
In my case, yes.

[personal profile] wasscottish 2020-01-10 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
That doesn't mean you can just take them!
radishlobbyist: (Default)

[personal profile] radishlobbyist 2020-01-10 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know, you told me you're too lazy!
eyerony: (Default)

kaname date | ai: the somnium files

[personal profile] eyerony 2020-01-10 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
2. Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer.
3. Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
4. Stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work.
5. Text him
charge_bolt: (speaking excited)

[personal profile] charge_bolt 2020-01-10 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
tbh i trust you i think youve got plenty of thot potential

heh would the winner be the one who gets the other to come first? bc i bet i can dazzle you ;)
seductress: (rare smiles)

[personal profile] seductress 2020-01-10 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you trying to provoke me into demanding you prove it?
smithee: (hayasaka012)

[personal profile] smithee 2020-01-10 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Just like you figured out how to get someone to tongue fuck you?

[ and then text about it??? ]
conjurechaos: (siiigh)

[personal profile] conjurechaos 2020-01-10 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
And alone, abed and unwashed I am recovered.

I trust you are no worse for the wear.
scavengergirl: (Default)

[personal profile] scavengergirl 2020-01-10 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)

Alright. I can be there soon - are you safe?

inflexibility: (pic#13662244)

[personal profile] inflexibility 2020-01-10 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, he hates you so much and ...is so goddamn weak.]

...Fine.
brokenbride: PB:  Lucky Blue Smith (pic#)

[personal profile] brokenbride 2020-01-10 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That was a good idea... Look around as best as he could, where was he? Then comes three messages all a few seconds apart.]

Oh my. It is stupider than we both though.

There is a small cottage with a rather beat up barn next to it, I''ll send the address. I know where I am... I sold this cottage less than a month ago. I remember the crossbeams here in the barn. Old and derelict but also, quiet beautiful in their antiquity.


[ Then came the address. ]
daddyup: (Default)

Ben Wheeler | Baby Daddy

[personal profile] daddyup 2020-01-10 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
1) It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...

2) Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight

3) Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from New York? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?

Or text him!
conjurechaos: (love and sweetness)

Re: 2.

[personal profile] conjurechaos 2020-01-10 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. And you shall rise to the challenge.
truthpuke: (006)

[personal profile] truthpuke 2020-01-10 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
It's kind of a long story...
Have you seen any of the news about Harlan Thrombey's death?
hmfuck: (ii.)

[personal profile] hmfuck 2020-01-10 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
can they even see it?
lastwishes: (39;)

[personal profile] lastwishes 2020-01-10 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I did?
Fuck.
Did I win?
cheebee: (T W O)

[personal profile] cheebee 2020-01-10 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
( he is not the type to give robotic limbs to. it would go so badly. )

And what if those limbs become sentient and take over and I can't stop them?
lightningedged: (å››)

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[personal profile] lightningedged 2020-01-10 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds like a waste of perfectly good juice.
jazzandliquor: (book I was acting like I knew)

[personal profile] jazzandliquor 2020-01-10 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll light a candle for your lost soul.

R.I.P. my friend.
messyroom: (Default)

[personal profile] messyroom 2020-01-10 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It honestly takes her a second. ]

Hah... well. Maybe if life and all its armies stopped trampling my heart!

[ Manuela this is why you need to do Dryvern Moon. ]
subject_f: (Happy)

[personal profile] subject_f 2020-01-10 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Not like IMMEDIATELY afterward but... ]

Right! I'm an expert now!