14 January 2020 @ 06:49 am






the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

 
 
mood.
14 January 2020 @ 06:50 am
the shipping
picture prompt meme

SIMILAR TO THE PICTURE PROMPT MEME & THE SMUT
PICTURE PROMPT MEME ONLY FOR SHIPPING.

i. COMMENT WITH
CHARACTER
ii. OTHERS LEAVE A PICTURE (OR TWO OR THREE....)
iii.
REPLY TO THEM WITH A SETTING BASED ON THE IMAGES.

THIS POST WILL BE IMAGE HEAVY.



Link to an image:
 

Embed an image in your reply:
 

You can control
width and height of your pictures:
 
 
 
keet
14 January 2020 @ 09:28 am
HELP ME PLEASE! the meme



We all have something we either can't do, or can't do alone. Luckily there's a meme for that.

HOW TO PLAY

○Post with your character. Don't put their name and canon in the header. Instead put something that they don't know how to do and would like to learn, or something they might want help or practice with.

examples: I can't swim • I need to clean this whole house so I can go to a ball and seduce a prince • I'd like to practice throwing pitches with someone

○Look around the meme! If you see someone that you think your character can be of some help to... tag them!

here @ fortanon
 
 
14 January 2020 @ 10:39 am
the tinder meme

Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother.

Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it.

What's the worst that could happen?

FORMATTING
 
 
Entrapta
14 January 2020 @ 12:56 pm
The Pokemon AU Meme!


Hello there! Welcome to the world of POKEMON! My name is OAK! People call me the POKEMON PROF! This world is inhabited by creatures called POKEMON! For some people, POKEMON are pets. Others use them for fights. Myself...I study POKEMON as a profession.



It's the world of Pokémon! Is your character a trainer and fighter of pokemon? Are they a gym leader, picking a favourite type and facing all comers? A breeder, taking care of pokemon at a nursery? Are they a criminal with some kind of Team? Are they a Professor, studying their niche subject about the world of pokemon? Or maybe they have a profession similar to their own canon, just that they're helped along by their pokemon partners? Maybe your character IS a pokemon. It's an AU! Have fun with it! (And if you already play a character from pokemon, hey, post anyway!)

Describe your AU version, pick some pokemon, and post!

and some optional prompts for actually threading it out )
 
 
The Sock Hop
14 January 2020 @ 03:15 pm
The Suddenly!Parent Meme

(Alternatively: The Child Surprise Meme)



The premise is simple; here you are, living the high life and getting on with things when suddenly there's a kid showing up at your door.... claiming they're yours.
What do you do now?

Off we go... )
 
 
14 January 2020 @ 08:10 pm
PET NAME PROMPTS


  • comment with your character + prefs.
  • other folks will reply with what affectionate nickname their character would call yours if they were significant others...because now, they are!
  • pet names can be a simple riff on/shortening of someone's name, cute, stupid, sexy (babe, etc), serious (my sun and stars), time period appropriate (dollface), or just plain weird. sky's the limit.
  • from that one(ish) word prompt, threads spring eternal. shippy, smutty, adventure-filled, angsty, cracky, whatever. go with it!
 
 
14 January 2020 @ 08:58 pm
THE — giving or receiving — BLOWJOB MEME
nsfw pic under cut )


Whether it's your characters very first time getting a blowjob, their millionth, or they're the one giving head, sometimes, you just want to play giving or getting dome. No need to wax poetic about it. Let's get down to business, ladies and gentlemen! No matter if you thread oral as foreplay, in combination with other acts like a titjob, a moment of emotional connection, an awkward ender to a scene when someone comes and can't get it back up, or anything in between, this is the meme for you.

  • Comment with your character & your preferences. Male characters, be sure to specify whether you're down with giving or receiving, though some preferences will make that obvious. Female characters, just come as you are!
  • Reply to others.
  • Put those lips to good use.
 
 
Still shipping Bagginshield in 2021
14 January 2020 @ 09:10 pm
courtly.
Courtly love or domnei was a medieval European conception of nobly and chivalrously expressing love and admiration. Generally, courtly love was secret and between members of the nobility. It was also generally not practiced between husband and wife.

The "courtly love" relationship is modeled on the feudal relationship between a knight and his liege lord. The knight serves his courtly lady (love service) with the same obedience and loyalty which he owes to his liege lord. She is in complete control of the love relationship, while he owes her obedience and submission.The knight's love for the lady inspires him to do great deeds, in order to be worthy of her love or to win her favor. Thus "courtly love" was originally construed as an ennobling force whether or not it was consummated, and even whether or not the lady knew about the knight's love or loved him in return.

The "courtly love" relationship typically was not between husband and wife, not because the poets and the audience were inherently immoral, but because it was an idealized sort of relationship that could not exist within the context of "real life" medieval marriages. In the middle ages, marriages amongst the nobility were typically based on practical and dynastic concerns rather than on love. The idea that a marriage could be based on love was a radical notion. But the audience for romance was perfectly aware that these romances were fictions, not models for actual behavior. The adulterous aspect that bothers many 20th-century readers was somewhat beside the point, which was to explore the potential influence of love on human behavior. The behavior of the knight and lady in love was drawn partly from troubadour poetry and partly from a set of literary conventions derived from the Latin poet Ovid, who described the "symptoms" of love as if it were a sickness. The "lovesick" knight became a conventional figure in medieval romance. Typical symptoms: sighing, turning pale, turning red, fever, inability to sleep, eat or drink. Romances often contained long interior monologues in which the lovers describe their feelings.

tl;dr characters are in a fantasy/medieval setting and having a courtly romance.

How to Play
- Comment with your character, preferences, etc. Also, be sure to include what "role" your character will be taking on in this little affair.
  • Lord/lady
  • Knight (gender neutral, of course)
  • Prince/princess
  • Bard or poet
  • Servant
  • Commoner (for the ultimate "forbidden romance")
-Comment to others, using the RNG to determine your fate.
Prompts under the cut )
 
 
Little Red Dog
14 January 2020 @ 09:11 pm
the s n o w b a l l f i g h t meme





Whether you were hit with a snowball or planning a large scale attack, you're now in the middle of a snowball fight. Make your fortress, hide behind some trees, do what you can to fend off the oncoming snowballs!

Rules:
1. Post your character. You may write a scenario if you so choose.
2. Post around.
3. Try and stay warm.~

From a post by memed
 
 
The Weeaboo Sock
14 January 2020 @ 09:47 pm

hidden relationship;


The fact that you're in a relationship with this person isn't public knowledge. Actually, no one knows about it except for the people involved. Maybe you guys are just private like that; on the other hand, it may be a necessity to keep things a secret from others. Maybe you're both team mates, and others on the team would give you grief, or you're not supposed to be dating, or you're not the type to usually date and you're only testing the waters. Perhaps it's the combination of you two, possibly an odd couple, that would bring some controversy or some teasing. Or, you know, you could not want to deal with friends and relatives being busybodies. Your reasons are your own.

Are you content with stealing moments to be together as a couple? Do you want to make your relationship known and the fact that you can't drives you batty? Remember, there are lots of benefits to dating in secret. You can be yourselves completely, away from prying eyes, and get to know each other better as potential longterm romantic partners. In a way, it's ideal.

...still, do you ever wish you could scream from the rooftops how much you care for your significant other?


how to play.
Comment with your character, preferences, and information.
Reply to others.
Play out stolen moments (◡‿◡✿), secret dates (◕‿◕✿), secret handholding (⊙‿⊙✿), and secret kissing ( /)w(\✿)!
 
 
 
 
 
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