[ Here's a paradox: is the place still considered total chaos if there's an order that Bill and Catbug can interpret to find things?

That hollering from the light switching makes Bill crack up helplessly for several seconds, it's great. Five stars. ]

Great! I feel like... [ Bill thinks back. ] Cigarette Smoking Man? Did that guy not have a name? Wow. That show got weird.

Alright, Special Agent Mulder, let's see if we can find this tie-needle in the carpet haystack. The last thing we want to do is resort to having to clean up.