1. Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive 2. Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open. 3. I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think? 4. Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex. 5. Text her.
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2. Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
3. I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
4. Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
5. Text her.
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[ Honorary greeting from your littlest brother. ]
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SECOND, I BED THEM ALL. FECK OFF.
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That's not what I hear...
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You're fulla it.
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My sources are pure.
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Your sources're all dirty liars. Who was it?
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4 (because I had to)
oh no, old grumpy.
Colin, I know you're laughing, stop it.
I'd settle just for the pizza, too.
indeed. also, i'm so good at numbers >-<
Can't you snap your fingers and get someone to make and bring you one?
shh, I've got you!
Of course I can. But it's not the same, is it now?
:D
It's the exact same if I order pizza. Except I have to pay. And it's probably not as good.
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It's not the pizza. I can get pizza whenever I want. Feeling my rear would be a nice addition,
but I'll take just the pizza delivery too.
The point, Mr. Blackwell, is that someone would do that for me.
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You're the Queen, Charlie, I'm sure you've got men lining up to jump into bed with you. Or women. Or whatever you want.
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And yes, I could also find willing bodies. Doesn't that sound sad to you at all, though?
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If you're looking for more than just a casual ass pinch, yeah it's sad. If you just want some fun, have it and worry about it later.
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