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Semi-Meme ([personal profile] semimeme) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2013-07-14 02:21 pm

I'd Hit That!



 
 
You've seen her across the room a hundred times - oh, maybe it's him? - and for some reason you've always been too shy to say it... Or maybe it's a complete stranger and you're feeling kind of brave? Either way, you're compelled to let this person know that you'd hit it. You would so hit that.

Hell, if you don't, feel free to tell that person: no, I would not.

No guarantees can be made!

The Rules:
  • Post with your character. Include name, series, and any preferences in the subject line.
  • Other characters are gonna reply and confess whether or not they'd hit dat.
  • Play out the reactions. Add in a setting! Take it to a room. Whatever you'd like.
  • Tag around.
  • Have fun and be excellent to each other!
anchorae: (Default)

Isaac Lahey l Teen Wolf

[personal profile] anchorae 2013-07-15 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
studmuffin: (got a curse we cannot lift)

i regret nothing

[personal profile] studmuffin 2013-07-15 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Whoever thought fairy dust was sweet and innocent and not at all deadly to dignity was fucking wrong okay. Because Stiles can feel it under his skin and while Derek is off baring his teeth at people and losing his eyebrows in the forest, Stiles is here and watching Isaac like he is the most fascinating thing in the entire freaking universe.

His dumb scarf is ruining Stiles' life. His dumb scarf that Stiles is totally entertaining the notion of winding it around his equally annoying wrists and uh. Well.
]

I'd totally sleep with you. [ Hey deeply buried secret, whatchu doing. ] I mean if you weren't already boner-happy for Scott. Because that's kind of weird. I guess I understand it. Once we mutually jerked off in a tent. We were fourteen. Why am I still talking? No wait, yeah. I'd totally bang you. Or you could bang me. Equal opportunities.
anchorae: (figuring it out)

never regret, never surrender!

[personal profile] anchorae 2013-07-15 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Somehow, Isaac got stuck on Stiles babysitting duty. McCall is off somewhere doing something. Maybe with Derek. He should be there. But, Scott had to go somewhere. Derek had Boyd and Cora, now. Isaac hadn't really dealt with Derek in a few days. He was glad Derek wasn't dead, sure. But, he still had a problem with him. Derek had thrown a glass at his head. He knew what Isaac had been through and he kicked him out.

And here he was with Stiles. Stiles poked his head around Deaton's something or other.

Scott wasn't answering his texts. Isaac couldn't help. He didn't know what to do. What would help. So, he sat and read. Stiles could wait for Scott to return. Isaac didn't have to entertain him.

And then Stiles said that. His eyes slowly moved up to face Stiles. Come again, Stilinski? ]


You two really have the weirdest friendship.

[ He looked back down. The fairy dust was it? That was what Stiles was saying. Fairy dust. Because why wouldn't fairy dust exist. He looked up again. ]

I'm not boner-happy for Scott.
Edited 2013-07-15 21:21 (UTC)
studmuffin: (now that we got you gone for good)

[personal profile] studmuffin 2013-07-15 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You are totally boner-happy for Scott. You get all headlamp-y in your eyes and stuff.

[ He ends up pulling himself on to the examination table to watch Isaac do his quiet reading and reflection thing. He's kind of cute, Stiles decides, what with the curly hair and the kind of funny forehead and actually what is it with werewolves and their strange bone structure? Does the bite do it? Is that a thing? ]

So you know whatever it is I inhaled earlier? I don't know if you were listening, you were kind of staring at your not crush. I think it's making all of my filters like line up and march out of my head. Which is why I said I'd bang you. Not that we should. But I have totally thought about it.
anchorae: (he can do good all by himself)

[personal profile] anchorae 2013-07-15 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He makes a face. What does headlamp-y even mean? He looks back down again, flipping a page. This magazine is boring. He sets it down and starts checking out the room. ]

You called it fairy dust.

[ Isaac takes a jar of something down and looks at it. He looks back at Stiles and gestures at him, with the jar. ]

Did you ever think that you might have a headlamp-y boner for your best pal? [ And that you're projecting it on him? Also, he'll get around to the, you'd bang him thing at some point. But, deflecting at Stiles makes things easier. ]
studmuffin: (it's hot here hot here hot here)

[personal profile] studmuffin 2013-07-15 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Say it with me Isaac, I do believe in fairies, I do, I do.

[ He shrugs his shoulders slowly, rolling the weight of tension out of his back. He knows he should be panicking about something - about Scott or how he's just not able to shut up, or maybe even that Isaac and he don't actually get on in a non-violent-y argumentative way. But he's not freaking out so he leans back on his hands and tips his head to look at the cieling. ]

I have a boner for literally everyone we know, dude. I can't help it. Competence gets me going. Have you ever noticed that I just hang out with superheros? I'm firmly on Team Badass.
anchorae: (inner wolf)

[personal profile] anchorae 2013-07-15 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Kill him. Strangle him with his own fashionable scarf. He turns back and sets the jar back down. ]

You're firmly adjacent to Team Badass.

studmuffin: (it's hot here hot here hot here)

[personal profile] studmuffin 2013-07-15 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Lazily twisting to look at Isaac. Well, the back of Isaac. Okay, Isaac's ass. ]

Even your douchebaggy nature isn't enough to not make me want to sleep with you.
anchorae: (w l on the move)

[personal profile] anchorae 2013-07-15 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You know wolves can smell when you're horny, right?

[ He looks back at him. ]
studmuffin: (there's a cure that comes with a kiss)

[personal profile] studmuffin 2013-07-15 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I was kind of hoping my general aura of fear covered that up.
anchorae: (e l knows how to have fun)

[personal profile] anchorae 2013-07-15 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
It doesn't. You smell scared and aroused. [ And it's really making him feel uncomfortable. And only a little aroused because it's not easy to keep that in check. But, he's not about to say anything. ] So, you want to bang all of us?
studmuffin: (it's true we're howling forever oh oh)

[personal profile] studmuffin 2013-07-16 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe not Cora.

[ He hums a little though, licking his bottom lip reflexively. ] Because I don't trust the Hales. Derek doesn't count because his abs are literally out of this world.
bereavements: (wary)

[personal profile] bereavements 2013-07-16 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucky her.

[ It's under his breath. He's going to return to inspecting his surroundings. Where the hell are you Scott McCall. You need to tag him out of babysitting duty. Not that he has better things to do.

Isaac's just nodding away. Okay, Stiles. Ramble your way into an early grave. ]


studmuffin: (show you what all that howl is for)

[personal profile] studmuffin 2013-07-16 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Isaac. Isaac. The disdain totally works for you. With the y'know, super model cheekbones?

[ What, what. Isaac is literally a runway model. ]
bereavements: (wary)

[personal profile] bereavements 2013-07-16 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Believe me. This isn't disdain.

[ A sigh as he finally turns around again. ]

You're still hitting on me. Really? What's your endgame, here?
studmuffin: (got a curse we cannot lift)

[personal profile] studmuffin 2013-07-17 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Orgams.

[ Oh so blunt, oh so not repentant. Maybe later he'll freak out a little. But it's like even Stiles' usual runaway mouth is getting the better of him. ] I mean, that's what everyone hopes for in the whole hitting on someone thing, yeah?
bereavements: (or)

[personal profile] bereavements 2013-07-17 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That gets out a real laugh. Wow. Wow, Stilinski. ]

Wouldn't know.
studmuffin: (burned down their hanging trees)

[personal profile] studmuffin 2013-07-17 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh c'mon. People must hit on you all the time!
bereavements: (why)

[personal profile] bereavements 2013-07-17 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
And you think this why?
studmuffin: (got a curse we cannot lift)

[personal profile] studmuffin 2013-07-18 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you seen you?
bereavements: (why)

[personal profile] bereavements 2013-07-18 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I never use mirrors.

[ What's your point, Stilinski? ]
studmuffin: (got a curse we cannot lift)

[personal profile] studmuffin 2013-07-18 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You're really hot, why wouldn't people wanna tap that?
bereavements: (attention)

[personal profile] bereavements 2013-07-18 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, thanks. I think.
studmuffin: (writhing under your riding hood)

[personal profile] studmuffin 2013-07-20 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You're seriously telling me you don't get people throwing themselves at you daily?
bereavements: (Default)

[personal profile] bereavements 2013-07-20 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what I'm telling you.

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